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@mae2h ELON MUSK IS A FAGGOT!

Rocky, hospital visit Got his nails trimmed, and the doctor showed me how to do it myself too They said, “Extremely healthy!” Good chicken, good chicken You did very well

@25YearsAgoLive Uganda be kidding me!

Uganda Airlines, the flag carrier airline of Uganda since 1976, ceases operations and liquidates.

Stop being fat #SaturdayMotivation

Think about it: You're 17 years old. It's 2011. Everyone is asking what "your plan" is after you finish High School. All the adults you know who work jobs are miserable. They all work at Wal-Mart distribution, the psych center, the prison. Guys work themselves to the bone, develop serious back problems, wind up on pain meds, and the whole scene is heinously awful. All of them tell you: "don't be like me, don't do this." There are the much-vaunted "state jobs" but you know you can't get one unless you know somebody, which you don't. The Iraq War has been dragging on for no real reason for years. All the veterans you know from your hometown are cynical, tell you not to join, that it's all a grift for the CIA to get into the opium trade, etc. And college? The idea seems crazy; you go to "Thirteenth Grade" in order to someday get the dubious privilege of sitting in an office, asking for vacation days, pushing pencils at a desk? It shouldn't really be a shock that I and many others my age chose to drop out of society to live without a job, a car, savings, insurance, ID, or a bank account for most of my adult life. The alternatives all appeared to be absolute garbage. When society sucks, people can and do drop out of society, and I do not regret that I chose to do that. Had you been in my shoes, you might well have done the same thing.

@100YearsAgoLive Uganda be kidding me!

Kenya plays its first international football match, drawing 1-1 against Uganda in Nairobi.

@kalinda_mchl @100YearsAgoLive They’re both shitholes

@100YearsAgoLive Kenya and Uganda, we go a long way... There the two states to revolutionize Africa, we complement each other!

@Black_Pilled Heidecker is actually very funny, the issue is that he’s a fag

The Onion’s Alex Jones “parody” plan flops for three big reasons: First, satire only lands when the audience actually knows the target. Real Infowars fans won’t tune in. The only viewers will be people who just think “conspiracy man bad.” It would’ve been smarter to invent an original character based on a cartoon version of Jones and rightwing conspiracy people like what Colbert did with Fox News hosts and the Colbert Report. Second, Infowars viewers have spent a decade dealing with many of their favorite content creators being deplatformed. They will have no problem following Jones to whatever comes next. He is the brand. They’ll migrate and forget Infowars ever existed and so will everyone else. Third, Tim Heidecker isn’t funny, which is kind of a big problem when you consider the other two problems. Someone with a lot of talent might have been able to carry the bad idea, but that someone is not Tim. I suspect this will be as short lived and forgettable as many of the other preachy unfunny lefty projects that have come and gone over the years.

Just saw a black couple holding hands, so I hit her with the Blue Steel as I walked past. Now all day she'll be thinking about BWC.

Uganda be kidding me!

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GOOD MORNING RETARDS

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@poopswag34 Send your cashtag, queen 💚

If I was howling mutant I would make all the parody accounts of my account send me money and carry me in online video games

じ…。 #黒猫

@Howlingmutant0 get them on the Goodreads list

Checking out this second-hand bookstore in Uganda

@INDUSTRIA_game Don’t care lol!

It hurts to be sitting at 48% positive ratings after putting all our hearts and souls into this game over 4 years. So much struggle, joy and difficulties our tiny team has overcome. The critique is fair. Sorry to let you down everyone. We got work to do. Only forward from here.

GOOD MORNING RETARDS