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I’d like to fold that bitch like a pretzel 🥨 🤫

@MLBTheShow all the money you pigs take in you would think we could at the very least , get a playable game

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@paulwhittington @Nats_HRs @MLB @PolymarketSport Go braves ! #Bravescountry

@Nats_HRs @MLB @PolymarketSport Fell one spot!! And the Braves are glazed for all their comeback wins in a weekend where they were virtually lifeless. Held to 1 hit on Saturday. Stupid.

The Braves reign and the Phillies crack the top 10 in this week's Team Power Rankings! (MLB x @PolymarketSport)

@bryanbarry2823 @williep3314 @BlooperBraves @CardPurchaser Definitely heavy on the right

@williep3314 @BlooperBraves @CardPurchaser Centering looks off to me

Hey @BlooperBraves should I get this /25 card if you graded? Looks like a perfect 10 to me @CardPurchaser

@MatthewShiflet @Delta 12 flights 25k miles are G-League numbers , weird flex

Now I'm canceling my flight and going with AA or SW, which I really hate for everyone involved. Huge shame, @Delta because you used to be my favorite and most-flown airline.12 flights and 25k miles in 2025 isn't enough loyalty, huh?

GGs Capital One confirmed @Delta likely did overbook & bump me. What's the point in buying a seat in advance if the airline can just screw me over with no repercussions because they did the math & found they can sell more expensive tickets to fill the seats? Incredibly scummy

@DJVertigo88 @TheNetDaily The best option is to think before speaking. Math is hard

@TheNetDaily The best option is $90,000 every five minutes if you think you’re going to live longer than 25 years otherwise just take the 10 billion invest a bunch of it and have some fun

No cheating with the calculator 😭 which one are you choosing???

@DKCasino My favorite casino memory was watching a guy confidently explain “the system” to me while actively losing his mortgage payment in real time at the table.

What's your favorite casino memory that doesn't involve winning? 🤔 👀

Louis Litt is a tranny

Turned $200 into $1750 at the blackjack table tonight. Shoutout me

@MLBTheShow hey , can you guys get all the ass and tit logos off the game so my kid can play? Rated E for everyone my ass.

@BroBible I know why 🥳 they fired the old football coach that the boys loved , hired this guy , so the kids just refused to play for him lol

Plymouth High School in Indiana hired Ron Shaffer as its new head football coach (and dean of students) in January. He just resigned before he even coached his first game after just five months on the job. Details: ow.ly/bxfK50Z2MqK ow.ly/bxfK50Z2MqK

@ktbkendrick2 @Braves You shouldn’t smoke crack. It obviously clouds your judgement

@Braves Not like drake is any good anyway hes overrated

The #Braves today selected C Chadwick Tromp to the major league roster and placed C Drake Baldwin on the 10-day injured list with a strained right oblique muscle. Atlanta also returned LHP Dylan Dodd from his rehabilitation assignment and reinstated him from the injured list after optioning RHP JR Ritchie to Triple-A Gwinnett following last nights game, and recalled RHP Víctor Mederos while releasing LHP Aaron Bummer from the roster.

@FearedBuck I lost my virginity to a Hooters girl at hooters

Hooters is rebranding itself as more “family-friendly” its CEO tells People Magazine. The company wants to return to its original “neighborhood restaurant” image instead of leaning into the over-sexualized reputation it developed over the years.

@BravesVisionTV Btw, tell Wiley he’s killing it this series. Good work.

Mid inning chat with Chris Sale🎙️

@BravesVisionTV That’s my Ace 🥹

Chris Sale throws 7 strong innings and lowers his ERA to 1.89 😮‍💨

Austin Riley’s 8th home run of the year is a 3-run shot to straightaway center 💪

Worst 3 contracts in Braves history: 1. Ha-Seong Kim 2. Sean Murphy 3. Austin Riley *Honorable Mention: Aaron Bummer All currently on payroll.