Obi-Wan

@DAZNBoxing What is the ref doing???

THIS KNOCKOUT WAS INSANE! 😱😱 #PortableOkocha x #ChaosInTheRing | Live NOW for FREE on DAZN ▪️

@DeNiike_ 😱🫢

You have something in common with my father. You both can't stand up... but only because he's late. 😌 Agbaya oshi. Alayi ni rori.

Awful defence, awful goalkeeper. 🤮

@MadProfitGuy I don't know what kind of relationship you people are doing. Someone you had a joint account with, denied you access to the account because "your money in it" was exhausted. And you still stayed?!?

Sold all my properties, and kept the proceeds from it in a joint account with my then babe when we both finished Uni. I sold them because I didn't know what the place to go, plus I don't like moving around with loads. On the norms, it was sure that life would be okay for both of us. But... I kept the money so we don't depend on parents for little things like applications and transportation for interviews. And to continue dropping a portion of our salaries when we eventually get a placement. She was lucky to get a placement where she was earning 160k+ monthly. While I stayed 5 months extra without a place. Within these 5 months, I was working in a place where I was paid 30k per month. In the joint account, I accessed it with USSD and got alerts via email. While she accessed it through the app, and got alerts via text. As soon as she calculated that my money had finished in the account, she denied me access to the account. Yeah, think and assume all you want to assume. But I did absolutely nothing. And not for once did I expect that she could do something like that. I got to know when I needed to borrow money from the account, reached out, and she gave me the go-ahead. But was continually bounced back. Within one year, she pleaded that we redo it after she saw that I could make her entire 6 months' salary in 1 month. And I want to say this: The day a woman stops seeing you as a leader is the day you stop being that man. Especially in the core areas where a man is meant to lead.

What the hell does “ people of color” mean? That term is racist.

All the police checkpoints in abj are super respectful this night. 🤣🤣 Not even a "anything for the boys".

@ChifeDr Do we honestly think that money is the problem of the Nigerian police?

The Nigeria Police is fundamentally a sick organization. These one off arrests and disciplinary actions are performative. What is their point if we’re not willing to attack the problem at its roots - a fundamental reform of the institution. N500,000/monthly minimum salary + housing (min 3 bedroom flat in a furnished modern high rise) + access to credit facilities, etc. But we’re not ready for this conversation are we?

When it's civilians, it's labelled as armed robbery/blackmail. When it's the NPF, it becomes extortion and no one is charged to court. 😒

🤣🤣🤣 you can’t make this up

If those frauds Vargentina had won the World Cup, I would have been so pissed off.

@OneModupe I was confused for a minute

@mj_esong It is coconut o

Bread 🍞 And Coconut🥥

@Chukwunonxo This guy “buy” free fine pullover. 😭

A good buy

@Blessing_Olivi Nigeria

300 goals scored in this World Cup and only one country didn’t score at all. Guess the country. Just guess!!!

@ibquake The Nigerian police

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Prices are slightly higher now though. Still a nice buy, compared to how some vendors here move mad. Why am I breathing so hard? 😒🙄

@General_Somto Corporal don wear uniform dey form Superman.

“I Will Use You As An Example.” ~ Tense Moment Nigerian Comedian Prince Will Confronted a Military Police Officer In Lagos, Accusing Him Of Ass@ulting a Bus Driver. 👀

I saw someone’s tweet on the timeline and I just realised that as a child, I rented bicycles for 30 mins/1 hour and returned it when the time elapsed. I’m not sure those people knew me or even knew I was/wasn’t from that neighborhood. Where did that trust come from?

@khanofkhans11_ What do you mean lock him up and throw away the keys? 😡 What happened to a little castration first with a hot knife?

Lock him up and throw the keys away.

First of all, from his eyes you’ll know he’s not sorry. He’s just sorry he has been caught. Secondly, why are they trying to make the family go through more emotional distress by allowing him to beg them? The parents’ self control is amazing. I would have broken that hourglass on his face as soon as he opened his mouth to beg.

There's an unfortunate event I've been ffg on Facebook. A 40 year old man lured a 20 year old lady, under the guise of account monetization. He raped her violently. She couldn't bear the shame and committed suicide. He's currently begging her parents for settlement.🤦‍♂