Michelle Jacoby

They're baaaack... RT @todayshow: Twinkies will return in July: on.today.com/17XUleZ

RT @GrumpyAssCat: I'm 500% done with today and about 37% done with tomorrow already.

Hilare. I'm definitely using this one. RT @OldSkoolFrank: I'm sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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RT @bitethemag: Didn't make it to last night's sausage fest at @BratHausAZ? Tsk, tsk. Here's what you missed... facebook.com/media/set/?set…

Um... RT @IncredThings: Eat A Chocolate Mold Of Your Face bit.ly/14iqFJG

Watching "Tiny Furniture" while I work. "Did you just Google cupcakes?" My girl crush on @lenadunham is official.

@shelbyo @olson_comm @KtZinn @vgraves @EMRodriguez Thanks for the opportunity to share @bitethemag love!

@JaimeeRose @luxehotelier You name it, I'm there! ;)

Aww! Two of my favorite people! RT @JaimeeRose: Huge laugh, @luxehotelier. Thanks for the power lunch! #guardiansforever #andcheeseburgers

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Sounds 'bout right. RT @luxehotelier: I just reached Level 3 of the "Wino" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 10 different wine spots!

Yes! RT @nokidhungry: RT if you're part of #TeamNKH! on.fb.me/W7ky4h #nokidhungry

Google+ makes my brain hurt.

RT @bitethemag: Soul Food: Day 21: @StMarysFoodBank teams up w @souplantation + Sweet Tomatoes to raise much-needed... fb.me/wRsKWwdP

RT @bitethemag: Soul Food: Day 20: @CulinaryFestAZ @bungalowgrill, 5:30p. Support Scottsdale League for the Arts. Food, drink, prizes. Yup!

RT @bitethemag: Soul Food: Day 17: @Hulasmoderntiki! 10% of today's gross receipts go to the United PHX Firefighters Assoc. Comm. Charities.

It's a fucked up, fucked up, fucked up, fucked up world.