Michael Jordan

My acting teacher told us to perform a dramatic monologue from any movie and I did mine from Austin Powers and no one noticed.

@Dezkiir @NetflixUK Ain’t happening chief

𝑺𝒐𝒎𝒆 of the new ~series~ coming in September: – The Duchess – Ratched – Jack Whitehall: Travels with My Father S4 – Criminal: UK S2 – Young Wallander – Away – Misfits S1-5 – Borgen S1-3

Pub pub pub lager lager lager cmon you fuckers LG x

@23Micksjordan Crackin

No need to do all shopping or stockpile this morning. Food stores and takeaways staying open in the emergency. The 2km is about exercising locally. You can go beyond the 2km to buy food and medicines. The supplies are good. We all have a part to play in rising to this challenge

To celebrate the brand new single from @the1975, we wanna send you to see them NEXT WEEK in @3ArenaDublin 😎 Just RT this & follow us on Insta to win 🔥 instagram.com/rte2fm/

@mcaaron99 The perfect tweet doesn’t exi-

Moments before Millenials and Gen Z run onto the battlefield #WWIII

@rte @duranduran @rte #WinWithRTE

*WIN* Tickets go on sale this morning at 9am for @duranduran. In the meantime we've got two pre-sale tickets to giveaway to see @duranduran next June 7th, St.Anne's Park, Dublin. To enter, reply @rte #WinWithRTE

“yeah I actually don’t listen to mainstream music, I like a lot of underground stuff you’ve probably never heard of it” SPOTIFY WRAPPED 2019 T͟O͟P͟ ͟A͟R͟T͟I͟S͟T͟S͟ Tame Impala Rex Orange County Arctic Monkeys The 1975 The Smiths

Im not sure who needs to hear this but Reese’s are trash. It’s sugar peanut paste. And it’s gross.

@Dezkiir @davidchokboi @TheGammatrap Scenes

I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :) You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!

@Dezkiir @Barkarott Should’ve got a big fuck off beard on there

@Dezkiir @MissFlyByNight True

@Dezkiir @MissFlyByNight The boys from horrible bosses, might be fucked

In shops like Misguided & Top Shop there should be a “boyfriends waiting area” where mandem can chill and play Fifa for 6 hours while the gyaldem shop mans suffered right now.

@JayFromTGF Yup

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! The official TGF DO IT collector cards will be released on the 28th October at 9pm! You guys get to collect a load of sick cards, dare your friends to do the craziest shit and earn points with them. Who’s gonna be collecting?! FOLLOWING ANYONE WHO REPLIES