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@HausenKS It’s like we volunteered to host a family reunion without thinking abt it bc we’re too busy fighting each other and then your distant cousins show up w a case of beer ready to party and have fun and you realize that everything isn’t as bad as you thought.

I know plenty of you will downplay this, but I hope some of you will really take it to heart. Just a regular dude telling you how it is.😎

@cwebbonline “I’m white trash. I talk like this because I have no dignity or character, nor the ability to use language to persuade. Above all, I’m not interested in attempting to learn. I have a big hammer, everyone is just a nail.”

Wow. Trump just admitted it’s not a deal. It’s a memorandum of understanding. And he’s already threatening to break the ceasefire. During a meeting with Egyptian President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi, Trump said: “If they don’t behave, we’ll go right back to dropping bombs right smack in the middle of their head.”

@implausibleblog I just googled pics of Obama at G7 when he was POTUS. It’s truly striking the difference in facial expressions of world leaders towards Obama vs Trump. We used to be admired. Now we’re looked at with disappointment and fear. It’s truly sad.

President Trump walks into G7 late Says, "I'm the boss" They all laugh He then blanks Starmer and shakes hands with Macron

@AdamKinzinger MAGA wants the entire world to know that they are proud white trash. They live for it. They’re PROUD of their ignorance and stupidity. It’s their entire identity. Well, congratulations MAGA. You’ve proven it over and over again. We all know you’re white trash.

Trash

@briana__gomez lol think you hit a nerve the MAGAs are BIG MAD in the comments😅. Talerico is a iron fist in a velvet glove. He’s able to cut straight through the BS w a smile.

James Talarico cooking Republicans for 6 minutes featuring sellouts Pete Hegseth and Ken Paxton

@AngelaBelcamino He put HIMSELF in this situation. He has no one else to blame.

When Trump doesn’t drop a nuclear bomb and wipe out 90 million Iranians, the genocide takes vanish… and the TACO memes magically appear. Same people. Same game. Who’s tired of these people?

@PaulSorrentino3 Because they can’t do anything since the voters gave all power to republicans. MAGA would love nothing more than to see Dems pleading with Trump so they can get a laugh from lib tears. This is America’s FAFO moment. The people voted for an arsonist as fire marshal.

why isnt democratic leadership all over the media today screaming for the 25th amendment immediately

@greendragonhq We’re avoiding talking about the Epstein files silly

The craziest part of this entire Iran operation is we still don’t know what the goal is or why we attacked in the first place. What are we even doing over there in the first place?

@mynamehear 💯 correct. The people voted for an arsonist as the fire marshal. This is the consequence of casually voting to burn down our democracy. There’s no way back, only through. If we get to the midterms, we can start to get a hold on our country. But I’m not holding my breath.

Some of you need to take a basic civics lesson on the United States federal government. There is nothing Democrats can do to stop what's going on right now. You gave Republicans all the power. Start calling for THEM to do something.

@tommysantos14 He should come to the podium in a sombrero and declare “It’s TACO Tuesday!!!”🤣

When Trump pussies out tonight, his message will go something like this: "I am pleased to announce that Iran has agreed to save the lives of its great and wonderful people and make a deal! Therefore, I am postponing the Total and Complete Devastation of their bridges and nuclear powerplants for one week. There is still a chance for Iran to become a respected country, the likes of which the world has never seen, if they do the right thing. We have already won this war, Totally and Completely. Do the right thing! Thank you for your attention to this matter!" What do you think? Did I miss anything? 😏

@SarahLongwell25 It’s embarrassing. What’s more embarrassing is his cabinet and Vance won’t invoke section 4 of the 25th Amendment. They’re showing us all how cowardly they truly are.

It’s madness.

@dannywgoodwin @Timodc 😂🤣😂😭🤣😂

What if Pam Bondi’s husband has even bigger tits

@GeneralMCNews Really? Thats what Americans across the country are demanding huh? I think we could add that to George Carlin’s bit on “Words never spoken before” alongside phrases like “Hand me that piano.” and “Please saw my legs off.”.

BREAKING: Americans across the country are demanding Matt Gaetz be made the new Attorney General.

@reallouiehuey You voted for an arsonist to be the fire marshal. Everyone went into the voting booth last year with their EYES WIDE OPEN. The choice was clear: Fix it or burn it all down. Now we watch it burn to the ground.

Kamala and Trump were both terrible choices. We the people lost.

@JoJoFromJerz 💯! Her husband posting pics of himself on fetish websites would certainly be a flag for possible blackmail. What if she was chosen by Trump BECAUSE of this? It’s only out now AFTER she’s removed. Is Trump sending a signal to others he’s put in power?

Bull. Fucking. Shit. We’re supposed to believe that someone who was in charge of the Department of Homeland Security didn’t know that a man living in her HOME was a cross-dresser?!?

@RealSpitfire I hope someday you wake up and realize Dems aren’t evil and that your evangelical pastors have been lying to you and Trump wasn’t sent by Jesus Christ.

No matter how angry I am with Republicans, I will never stay home and willfully hand my country over to Democrats. They want us dead or imprisoned. Not gonna happen.

@GuntherEagleman Do you have any idea how pathetic you are?

🚨 FAKE NEWS just got CAUGHT red-handed! LEFT: Massive SEA of pro-Trump & pro-Iran PATRIOTS flooding DC streets. RIGHT: Tiny handful of paid “No Kings” clowns in Chicago. Guess which one got wall-to-wall coverage? ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE

@Liathetrader I think MAGA knows this too. Which is why they tried SAVE bill, predictably that failed. Watch for more ICE/BP actions leading up to midterms when Trump will direct them to intimidate voters at polling stations. He gave J6ers badges and guns for a reason.

Unpopular opinion: Republicans are going to lose midterm.

@LePapillonBlu2 30% of Americans are Evangelicals. They’ve been told from the pulpit for the last 40yrs liberals are evil and for the last 10yrs Trump was sent by Jesus. These people will only abandon Trump when their Pastors admit they got conned.

Trump’s approval is at 36 percent, who the fuck are these people?

@redpilledinCA @KFCBarstool LOSER

@KFCBarstool It's because he's hilarious and trolls at an elite level!!! That's my President!!! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

This is, absolutely, one of the funniest things ever said. Saying “I like to hang out with losers because it makes me feel better” out loud is so counter to all human behavior it’s fascinating. People would hide that in shame forever. Don just says it