mads

how i flush public toilets

I love my girl

not to sound desperate or anything but I need some fucking friends 🤣😭

My mom said “Waiting for someone to act correctly is a disrespect to yourself. You’re compromising your worth just because someone can’t fully afford it.” And I just... whew.

2 years ago today, my best friend of 15 years took her own life. This was her room just yesterday, exactly how she left it. People WILL miss you, they’ll leave your room untouched for as long as you’re gone, and grieve until the day they die. Please don’t kill yourself, reach out

Karma sure is a b*tch

If I’m taking a long time in your bathroom I’m probs taking booty pics

Did she just wipe her tears with a hamster lmao

@reeses_puff00 Do it

Guys. In case you don't know, this is the kind of shit women randomly go through doing basic shit. I'm horrified.

@jamescharles @geddycolarossi That’s cause twitter knows this is where we go to complain. If Twitter went down it would be doomsday for us all.

you know what i always think about? it seems like instagram and youtube are constantly having problems, going down, or making bad decisions... but twitter is always completely fine and no one ever complains lol

I guess I’m just gonna keep fuckin up 🤷🏽‍♀️

All my mamas out there with little babies, the YMCA is offering outdoor lessons for parents and tots 3 years old & under & they are FREE!! Message me if you’re interested. It’s never too early to learn! 🤗