Mobo Lee🔴⚫

@AbiolaBlackdiva This is kudirat abiola way ojota, though it's very close to olusosun but not olusosun gangan

Ojota olusosun road

Brain battery 1%, mouth battery 100%

@DurojaiyeSegun Your face looks familiar sef, I was staying in school gate back then but enters everywhere 😂 kfb

I remember during my university days at Ekiti State University, I had a hostel mate whose parents had to struggle for months, sometimes starving to raise just ₦50K for his tuition. Whenever he knocked on my door, I already knew it was to ask for garri. So I would often leave a bowl of garri at my doorstep for him. At one point, he drank garri so often that he vomited it. Fast forward to now, on Sunday, he reached out to me from the United States. He is currently a Proffesor of Physics at Arkansas State University. He reflected on those difficult times, how I used to give him ₦30 for bike transport to and from lectures, how I would take him along to my girlfriend’s hostel so we could eat swallow, egusi spiced with sawa fish together, and how we would go to Ado Market to buy those ₦500 starchy shirts for both of us. He remembered how I would wake him up for compulsory night classes in the cold Ado nights, and how, when he fell sick, I used my own tuition fee to pay his medical bills, then lied to my mother just to get another one. He recounted everything… and then sent me ₦500K “to buy some green bottles.” And that’s just a fraction of what he has done for me in recent times. Never look down on anyone. Today’s struggle can become tomorrow’s success story. I think kindness is an investment that never loses value.

@acmilanchampo21 I hope he doesn't cost the Azzuri

@mkabe1311 They laughed

I REPEAT. LEAVE HIM AT HOME. NEVER CALL HIM UP AGAIN.

@AbiolaBlackdiva But if I see wheat I no go mind😂

@mkabe1311 Okay now

Fufu or pounded yam?

@AbiolaBlackdiva The greatest pill we need to swallow rn

@mkabe1311 Which swallow be that?

@wisdomoutcomes @QURBANIRay @MrEazi105419 As you dey argue blindly nko? Someone posted something you say nah lie e never fit happen. So for you to confirm, you fit bring am or ur gf

@mkabe1311 @QURBANIRay @MrEazi105419 Stupid then think you make sense by bringing in my sister

It has to be the day I caught my landlord peeping through another tenant’s bathroom window. As I was about taking a shot with my phone, oga turned and caught me. But I didn’t fumble, I still acted like the picture had already been taken 😂. Long story short, I didn’t renew my rent the next year because of that and was going to continue staying free. But luckily for him, that tenant moved out the same year, and he immediately doubled my rent to punish me. I didn’t argue, I had to get another place. It was later that I found out he gave her quit notice, that was why she moved out. I wish I was aware of the notice, my immunity would have covered her. Omo I don suff£r for this life oo.

@callmeidriz My Airtel is 21yrs with Vmobile still on the sim card while my mtn is 16yrs and I've never done sim replacement in my life

17yrs

@QURBANIRay @wisdomoutcomes @MrEazi105419 Wetin I wan take reply you, musk fit ban me for life but make I reserve am for you.

@mkabe1311 @wisdomoutcomes @MrEazi105419 Are u texting something sensible ?

@wisdomoutcomes @QURBANIRay @MrEazi105419 If you get sister, carry am come make we test from one man wey I sabih, very close to 85 now.

@QURBANIRay @MrEazi105419 84 having sex aunty small small dey lie That dick can't stand and y'all believe this fooling

@byzlimit @Sir_jaay01 @grok There must be a problem with your reply if Maldini is absent. They are even 3 generations

@Sir_jaay01 @grok give us some names.

Has any son of an ex footballer ever become a successful pro?

@Utdbeni @FabrizioRomano @SpiderCarp23 They're not up to the task either

@FabrizioRomano @SpiderCarp23 Everyone twerking for Madrid can never be a united player

🚨❗️ Enzo Fernández: “I’d like to live in Madrid. It’s a beautiful city, reminds me of Buenos Aires”. When asked by @SpiderCarp23 about clubs there… Enzo ended up smiling and didn’t comment.

@MilanKore Aiye won ti ta pau

Young girls these days just dey follow Yahoo boys Aiye yin ti baje fr

@_Faridat So you dey shit python?

This morning, I used the toilet, and immediately after pooing, I washed up, closed the toilet seat, and flushed without realizing that the poo didn’t flush completely. I just left it like that. After some hours, I decided to take my bath. But before bathing, I suddenly felt pressed to pee. The moment I opened the toilet door, I saw something huge inside the water closet. I screamed, quickly closed the door, and ran out in panic. In my mind, I was convinced it was a snake!! 😭 I rushed downstairs in fear to call the security man, I almost fell on the stairs I told him there was a snake in my toilet. He said, Ahh, snake? I shouted, Yes, snake He carried some weapons along with a torchlight and asked me to follow him upstairs. I told him straight, I’m not entering the room with you. I’ll stay outside the room So we went back up. He entered my room while I stood outside, waiting nervously for him to call me and say he had killed the snake or something. After a short while, the man came out hissing. When I asked, “How far?” he said and I quote: “You shit for toilet no flush finish, you come dey shout say na snake. Abeg no try this with me again o.” Ahhhhh! At that moment, it felt like the ground should just open and swallow me. And imagine I havebeen forming big girl in front of this man all this time oo😭😂

@MilanKore That one would never be a concern for my former landlord. "Human in animal nature" because animals are better than some individuals

Mr. Adebayo does not argue with tenants .. He only said one thing: "No rent, no stay." A quiet woman in Apartment 5 begged him for one more week. Her room was almost empty. "My son is in the hospital," she said. Mr. Adebayo didn't look at her twice. "Tomorrow morning," he replied. The next day, she was gone. She moved her remaining belongings. No noise, just gone. While checking the apartment for any damages .. On the floor, Mr Adebayo saw a small piece of paper. A hospital receipt. He picked it up. Patient's name: Tayo Ademola His hand froze. Same hospital. The same hospital where he once lost his own daughter.. because he couldn't pay in time. Mr. Adebayo slowly sat down on the bare floor. For the first time in years, rent didn't matter. But it was too late.

@OKPOHO1997 @TouchlineX It's a just a list bro, he didn't rate them by numbered position on the list

@TouchlineX Maldini at 10 on his own list is criminal. Cannavaro above Ramos is a take. VVD at 3 while still active is bold. And where is Baresi? This list needs a complete retrial

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Top 10 defenders of all time! ✨ 1. Beckenbauer 2. Nesta 3. Virgil van Dijk 4. Laurent Blanc 5. John Terry 6. Nemanja Vidić 7. Sergio Ramos 8. Thiago Silva 9. Cannavaro 10. Maldini

@MilanAbuja @TouchlineX Why did you ask?

@TouchlineX Does the handler of this account smoke weed?

@winnerbet7 @TouchlineX They don't play many games but they put their all in a game through more passion that today's game, there also wasn't much protection from the refs compared to what we're seeing today

@TouchlineX The pain and sacrifice professional footballers go through, and he played during the era when they dont play as many games nowadays.

🚨🗣️ Gabriel Batistuta: "I told the doctor to just take off one of my legs, because the pain was unbelievable." "I could not even sleep because every time I move my ankle even slightly, it was so painful." "It doesn't matter if I have two legs or two prosthetics, I just didn't want the pain anymore."