Burt Macklin

@efiorentino31 Hahahahha so eager to stab me 🗡️ I know better but gotta be a smartass a lil bit 😁 Really hope the celtics dont play the pistons though cause then im in trouble 😂

@mkach925 say it. i dare you.

i got my claws sharpened today. please don’t fck with me. 😇🔪

Thought this was gonna be tasty…. Ehhh

sunday fit.

@efiorentino31 Sneakers to match? Got EVERYTHING matching wooo weeeee 🔥🔥

@efiorentino31 True it isnt but when you read my comments you are thinking about what a bozo I am instead of crying 😂 I know the sneaker queen has a pair to match 😜

@mkach925 like it’s that easy to just “not cry” 😂 i’ll post a pic of the nails if i have a pair of sneakers to match

pov being a woman: had a good cry and got my nails done.

Dont throw out your bathroom rugs until you buy new ones cause you might go to the store and realize the store doesn’t have the right color and now you have to debate buying rugs that dont really match or going to more stores and as a single man I think we are going unmatched 😂

@maggiemayyybe Well I froze the bacon I had, forgot to buy eggs so im having literally just hashbrowns 😭 this looks incredible dang

Banana bread french toast (intervention me, please)

Knives up in the dishwasher is universal dude… they do not clean as good when you jam them in handle up

@efiorentino31 Lol stop that… you’re like a rabbits foot 😜

@mkach925 lol no good luck charm here

goodnight.

I hope you have the day you deserve today

me realizing i am handling a situation better than my old self would have.

🔥

Seinfeld reruns

@sophiemg2018 Awww.. they are so worth it though

@mkach925 that’s me with this gremlin

Good ole park day gets this guy nappin like a weirdo lol

@sophiemg2018 I work hard so he can have a good life 😂 guy runs this house

@mkach925 sleeping like he pays rent lol