mk - she/her

I mostly listen to music because otherwise my brain would just play portions of Mambo Italiano until I die.

Beer and egg update: don't worry, there's another beer in the door 🙃

This is your annual reminder that you have a mere week to shop for @emdoux's birthday (+1 day for mine).

I return to this cursed app exclusively to share this Thanksgiving beer and egg status:

I am revisiting this cursed platform solely to ask @slomotionwalter wtf is up with the new frasier?!

okay so YES I have had too much caffeine today, but also I just signed an email "beast of luck" AND decided I need to write a children's book called Bipolar Express, so

Glanced over and misread the time as 6:65 and my only reaction was "huh, it's later than I thought"

I love recipes that call for preserved lemon, because it's like "We all know you like the delightful kick of citrus... but WHAT IF it also tasted a little like cleaning supplies? In this essay I will"

Truly luv 2 spend 20 minutes playing this game for every 1.5 hours I spend updating it.

I don't really use this app anymore but here's a pretty patio beer.

My emo barbarian died. That was anticlimactic.

Don't worry, there's an update to install first, because of course there is.

I WANT TO PLAY DIABLO NOW I DO NOT WANT TO WAIT MORE

Puzzle check:

Hot butch summer is officially on. (Sorry I have sleeves on, had to work today.)

@dufrau Listen, I did my part!

Haven't checked twitter in a while and it turns out I didn't really miss anything.

I enjoyed seeing all the dudes flying solo with kids today and I hope those moms got all the peace and quiet they so deserve.

Puzzle check.

I don't really use this app anymore, but here's some beans.