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They say life can be cruel and today it feels that way. Be patient with me. TTP. COYS🤍 🧡

🚨 BREAKING: Xavi Simons has CONFIRMED that his season is OVER via Instagram. 📲 We’re all with you, Xavi! 🤍

This chart might look political, but it’s really about data science. The UK can rank great or poorly depending on the KPIs you choose. Our choice of data decides how we view reality.

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Mikel Arteta: "The reality of the situation is that in the last 2 games, in crucial moments with everything at stake, the refereeing decisions have not gone our way." "I'm not putting any excuses. I didn't talk about it when we lost the game." "It's a red card today and it was a red card in Manchester. That's it."

It’s. Just. A. Red. What’s to argue again 🤷🏼‍♂️

🚨Xavi Simons down in lots of pain. Potential ACL I’d imagine.

🚨 WATCH: Labour has released its banned party political broadcast containing quotes from Reform UK politicians

Piers Morgan, "Is that the Bible you took to court?" Russell Brand, "The very one" Piers Morgan, "What were the relevant passages in your Bible?" Russell Brand, "Umm, it was this from Isaiah" *Flicks, and keeps flicking* "This is from Isaiah" *Carries on flicking through his Bible* *Mumbles under his breath as he keeps flicking* "It says here" *Flicks a few more times* "The verse I was look at that day, was" "I can't actually find the verse that I had that day" "But this one is good enough"