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🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷 BREAKING: The U.S. has authorized the release of $6 BILLION in frozen Iranian funds

@_MakdShelby Machema hre boss

First time admitting on the internet that I was wrong , wtf was Macheso doing on Teererai bro 😭😭🙌🔥. No track comes close , there I've said it.

@_MakdShelby 😂😂😂😂😂

Married gang gang , you have to make sure your hands are visibly off to avoid explanations 😭😭

𝑺𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍 night. 𝑺𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍 milestone 👏 The boss is just getting started! 😎

@thaslickpastor Wow😂😂😂😂

I just need fellow parents to comfort me and tell me their toddlers have done the same. That's the only way I'll feel better otherwise I'm chasing this little boy out my house!

🚨💣| BREAKING: Lamine Yamal has 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐃 Barcelona they must match his ambition in the transfer market by signing an elite striker. 🤯💰 Otherwise, he could take Paris Saint-Germain up on an offer worth €350 million. [@fichajesnet]

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iranian Foreign Minister Araghchi officially announces "safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz" will be granted for 2 weeks.

🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: During his 10 years at Manchester City, Bernardo Silva has only missed 9 games due to injury.

🚨🧘🏼‍♂️ Vincent Kompany: “Everyone in the dressing room was very, very calm. We won, but we need to win again to advance”.

In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Everytime I look at Vini Jnr's attitude, I thank God he missed on that Balon DOr . What a terrible and disastrous mistake we would've made ..🙌

The President of the United States is a madman.

Admin is here to serve Olise's pitch inspection🫡

Dear Americans, Iran does not have the missile range to strike your country; if an attack occurs, it would most likely be carried out by your own GOVERNMENT or ISRAEL.

@_MakdShelby Anoitakuudzira ref heee mupei card like wtf u just a player bruv.

The way Vinicius Jnr is dramatic knowing the camera is on him bores me to the core , mf just play ball no need for those facial expressions tbh

49 goals this season for Harry Kane! 🤖🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

What if this is the year Harry Kane finally wins the UCL He won the Bundesliga last year but people said it's normal for Bayern to win their league almost every year But now if he wins the UCL, everything changes, it now puts him in the GOAT conversation

BREAKING: France sold its gold stored in New York and purchased an equivalent amount in Europe. All of France’s gold reserves are now located in Paris.