🦔 maddie

im crying someone bought a domain just to do this

why am i awake at half 6 on a sunday morning with that vengabus song stuck in my head

@privatebryy Very unlikely to get it if you’re vaxxed but not impossible

Prince Pedo Andrew answering the front door thinking it was the postman with his birthday cards but instead it was the police with a warrant

@bryonycdc I’ve no idea where he came from but Marcus the worm is everywhere

@bryonycdc I really hope this is just a good sense of humour

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@privatebryy I do this so that I can sort some things out before I have to be available on the phone 😅

@privatebryy Normal Tesco brand, it’s purple packaging

@privatebryy I really like the Tesco dairy free ones, they do strawberry and raspberry and they’ve deffo got no bits!

@bryonycdc Green flag tbh

@bryonycdc I saw it this evening! It’s really good and worth a watch, but it was missing something and I’m not sure what

who has seen the fantastic four film yet and what did you think of it please x

@bryonycdc It’s so nice there, and they have puffins as well 🥹

i’m visiting the seal sanctuary this week this may heal me

@bryonycdc You’re not alone! I didn’t realise other people could see this when I did it ages ago and now I feel like changing it back would be more embarrassing than keeping it 😅

i made this my profile picture for my email at work and now it flags up on the screen everyone can see whenever i scan to sign in at work ffs

i’ve had friends recommend that i make a fundraiser for zeus and his upcoming medical procedures and i feel a bit sick doing so but here it is, please please don’t feel obliged ❤️ gofund.me/c26a0299

Best match I’ve ever watched 🖤❤️

@bryonycdc Honestly I’ve been chasing that high ever since 🥲

@mktresidder so jealous, that is the dream

tragically this lasted only ten minutes

I apologise for the delayed response to your email, I have enormous personal flaws that I refuse to work on

@bryonycdc This calls for omelettes and also pancakes!

did the weekly shop this morning, forgot to check if we had some eggs left so i bought more just in case we didn’t (pack of 15 like we usually get). turns out we did. we now have 25 eggs 👍