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Hi @Kibet_bull unaeza niekea arteta Kwa saduku rafiki?😌

Paris or Arsenal? 😍 #UCLfinal

Principal wetu alikuanga savage mbaya, kuna time form Fours tulisumbua adi ikamfika koo, friday hatukumaliza kwa assembly ata 30sec tulifika tu kama ameanza speech "Form Fours! Out! All of you! go outside the school gate and sit at the field facing the school… let us see whether the school will continue without you, the assembly is dismissed" We actually went, Jioni kufika akatuita, akatuuliza kama tukiwa hukko nje, tuliona shule imesimama ama iliendelea!😭🤣

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On my from Makueni, and this fellow passenger (a he), has decided to get straight to the point by telling me how nice I am smelling. immediately followed by "Are you married and I'd like you to come smelling the way you are on our first date".

Salary ilidelay nkainivite my then gf sleepover nikamshow I won't be able to get her treats she's used to labda tukule ugali mayai tudoz akasema tureschedule adi siku kichele itaingia.Niliumwa ajab but atleast that day I knew she's in love with Spiderman not Peter Parker

Sasa mbona unafanya nichekelewe?

Trey has replied to me

@mts__kid Nani alikuambia wewe ni boyfriend wangu?

Hata mimi ningelala tako wazi

Ødegaard at 24 De Bruyn at 24

🚨BREAKING: Ethan Nwaneri will recieve his Premier League medal

Heri hiio unaeza explain...me nataka mniambie unakaaje na dem kwako 3 weeks na akuna mtu amewaimpigia?? Mimi sio masai aki 😂

There's a time when we used to beg ladies to send us such photos! These days we see them allover without putting any effort 🤭

*"men are not loyal" men:

Can you stay awake from 1 AM - 4 AM every weekdays and work remotely? I have a remote job for you that pays $100/hr depending on input.

Kuwakumbusha tu….kuwakumbusha tu…We're the 2025/26 Premier league Champions

Hii tweet nayo iko so genuine walahi. Okay let me send something atleast umesema ukweli

Hizo comments 😂😂

Wait! Ati watchman Qatar analipwa 80,000 KES,is this net salary ama gross?Ebu someone confirm if this source is true,nianze ku apply sai😂