M. Lancaster

T. Swift’s album has been out for 12 days and I have yet to hear a single song.

“Man, I don’t remember people saying the recovery from a vasectomy is worse than the recovery from child birth” -@Seth_Lancaster SOMEBODY COME GET THIS MAN!!!

ONE SHINING MOMENT

In tonight's 2022 @uk_healthcare KHSAA Boys’ Sweet Sixteen® championship, history has been made as Hannah Reynolds takes the Referee position. She's the third female to officiate the boys' tournament, second in the finals, and first as the lead. @BGSportsNation

Cruz is loving Tuscaloosa! Roll Tide Roll! @AlabamaFTBL @UA_Athletics

@CoachSteveWood Right but there was no way I was going to throw another weird name into the mix after changing “baby Yoda” to “Grogu”. I broke his heart.

@mlancaster__ But Mando is his nickname. His real name is Din Djarin.

Yesterday I had to explain to a kindergartner that the Mandalorian’s name is Mando, not Mandalorian. I compared it to the kid being a human being but his name wasn’t Human. He gets it now. Best lesson I’ve taught all year! #Kindergarten #teacher #StarWarsDay #Mandalorian

These American Idol judges are the BEST and no one can convince me otherwise!! @katyperry @LukeBryanOnline @LionelRichie

Parenting a toddler means guessing what they’re pointing at until they’re finally happy or no longer say “uh noooooo”. Cruz: “buzz”👉🏻 @Seth_Lancaster: *gives him big buzz* C: “noooo”👉🏻 S: *little buzz* C: “uh noooo”👉🏻 S: *buzz with a rocket* C: 😃👍🏼 #ToyStory #kids #BuzzLightyear

If anyone has ever doubt how little sleep my husband actually gets his watch is saying his “Body battery” is -24% charged. Will update you after a night full of sleep!

incase anyone was wondering what it is like to be a woman in sports

Retweeting my own tweet because it’s relevant! Leave Noah ALONE!! #TheBachelorette #Tayshia #Noah

Michelle Obama had the time today.

@KingSarah9 Love you too King!!!

College basketball is back!! It was so good to watch a couple of ballers today— even if it was online! @KingSarah9 #11 @destin_ea #21

**scrolling through Instagram** **sees ad if something interesting** **clicks on the ad to find the price** **finds price—leaves ad** **continue scrolling**

THIS daylight savings has been worse than any.

This week’s episode of The Bachelorette has me feeling so uncomfortable. So much secondhand embarrassment!!

@EllisEli YESSS! You can’t play that any better.