mlb imagines and confessions

⭐️MLBFESSING ALL-SEXY TEAM VOTING THREAD⭐️

do i need to tell rob manfred?

"I’m not picking William contreras for hottest catcher," -> Make sure you all keep this in mind. Anon will not be voting for Contreras mlbfessing.straw.page

bryce harper deserve his hole ate —> no tf he don’t mlbfessing.straw.page

"i hate the dodgers but i’d let rojas hit tbh" -> of all dodgers mlbfessing.straw.page

"i feel like yandy diaz is a big fan of squirrels. definitely feeds them at the park" -> does anyone have any evidence to further anons investigation mlbfessing.straw.page

"make tarik skubal FATTER" -> truthnuke mlbfessing.straw.page

"Michael king looked freshly shaven and more flushed than usual today" -> love when a man looks wind-chafed mlbfessing.straw.page

will schools be cancelled?

"where did adley land on the form voting because im shocked and disappointed and surprised he didnt make it. but also i realized i misspelled his name so i guess im the problem." -> third. realmuto 164 contreras 20 rutschman 18 mlbfessing.straw.page

ian happ voters may i introduce you to @/ianhappsbutt on instagram

"Ian Happ has the best ass in baseball… much better than Cal Raleigh" -> let them decide mlbfessing.straw.page

@mlmcrane there’s an instagram account dedicated to his ass fun fact

know the truth

@krushingpill Hi andycito

hey so

Naw this is me asf

"I’ve had a crush on Pete Alonso since 2019, when I heard him laugh in the background of the Home Run Derby, and it felt like life itself leaned in to listen." -> BITCH IS THIS TYLER CATASTROPHE mlbfessing.straw.page

NO I DIDNT

did 🐻‍❄️ submit this

"every time i see max muncy i get the urge to smack his side to see how sturdy he is. like what you do when you see a large dog, yknow?" -> yes actually i can see this mlbfessing.straw.page

—> dw anon they take a second to populate

"sorry not to take this too seriously but i know for a fact that at least 6 ppl voted jt for hottest catcher (because i begged some of them… ok maybe it is serious) so i think the poll is broken bc there are 5 votes showing and only 3 are for him. what is happening with this app