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The things I'd do for Sandy Alcantara to be in a Oakland A's uniform....

Trade proposal: Madison Bumgarner for Gio Urshela. What do we think?

Don't talk to me if you don't think Lamonte Wade Jr. is going to lead the league in home runs

Cleveland Guardians fans, mental health check???

When I become commissioner, I will remove the Miami Marlins from existence

Scheduled Jake Cronenworth success!

Yordan Alvarez truthers are being rewarded!

Watching the San Francisco Giants makes me reconsider being a baseball fan

MLB would be better off without the Los Angeles Dodgers

Los Angeles Dodgers v Minnesota Twins is the best rivalry in baseball!

Absolutely disgraceful performance. In all my years as a fan of the Minnesota Twins, I have never seen a group of players so lazy and pathetic. I'm taking my fanhood to Tampa Bay where it looks like they know how to run a baseball team.

Fernando Tatis Jr. is God himself.

Personally, I think the Cincinnati Reds should try to win this baseball game

I love Albert Pujols.

Toronto Blue Jays fans, mental health check???

Matt Chapman: future Red Sox.

The San Francisco Giants have the best fanbase.

Carter Kieboom: future MVP

We need to start appreciating the things Tommy Pham does

We need to start appreciating the things Ronald Acuña Jr does