Emily Faye

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Emily Faye

Emily Faye

@mlefaye

stand up comedian / host of @malltalkpod / honk if you like my tweets

Los Angeles Katılım Nisan 2011
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Do you think this person means Duck Phillips from Mad Men
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🇩🇲 Chelsea, Biologist/Magical Girl 🦎
I love when a zoo does a primate baby announcement and the pics are glamour shots of the mom like she’s building her portfolio 😭
Denver Zoo Conservation Alliance@DenverZoo

Our orangutan family is growing! 🧡 We're excited to announce that Hesty, our fabulous-haired Sumatran orangutan, is pregnant with her first child and due late May! This is an exciting milestone for the Critically Endangered species and an extra special moment for us as Hesty was born at DZCA in 2010 and is now becoming a mom herself. Our dedicated Animal Care and Veterinary Medicine teams have been closely monitoring Hesty’s pregnancy, which was confirmed in February through ultrasound and human pregnancy tests. Hesty is now late in her second trimester and doing well as she prepares for motherhood. The baby’s father, 18-year-old Jaya, will also be a first-time parent. Jaya has called DZCA home since 2019 after arriving from Como Park Zoo and Conservatory. He and Hesty have spent time together over the past couple of years as part of an AZA Species Survival Plan breeding recommendation to support the future of this species. While there are always risks with first-time pregnancies, our expert teams are carefully preparing for Hesty’s birthing window and are ready to provide support if needed. Hesty required brief assist-rearing as an infant before reuniting with her mother, so our teams are planning for every possibility to give both mom and baby the best start. Stay tuned for updates as we get closer to welcoming Hesty’s baby later this spring! 📷: Animal Care Specialists Christa K. and Kelly H.

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Israeli forces reportedly tortured a 1-year-old boy in Gaza to pressure his father into making confessions at a military checkpoint. The child was released after nearly 10 hours, but the father remains in Israeli custody.
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There’s a movie from last year that’s on Hulu now called THE ANNIVERSARY and the premise is quite literally what if your daughter-in-law was New Hitler
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إسم@beIovederen·
girl who can’t stop smiling at her phone
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The amount of sun damage on this season of love is blind I think it would be really cool and fun if they had a dermatologist come to the big group engagement party to check everyone out one by one JUST for FUN
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Young hoes buy cars with a debit card
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Unfortunately your mechanic should have Fox News playing and your cobbler should be smoking a cigarette inside
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No I’m not watching the Super Bowl that’s an activity for little boys, I’m actually too busy exchanging messages with an eBay account about a used 2015 Honda civic side mirror, an activity for men
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My only 2026 resolution is to finally get my humors balanced
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I hope they understand that every day they don’t release the Testament of Ann Lee soundtrack is another day where I am unable to experience personal growth or spiritual fulfillment
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selene ⋆˚࿔@hajinights·
“mangetout” son or “my moon my man” daughter
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Here come the random police
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nvm I asked them and they said they would
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I know how this sounds but I actually think my cats are different and wouldn’t eat my corpse if I died
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There’s a lady on The Golden Bachelor who’s a 65 year old pick-me and it’s extremely unbecoming
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