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SONKKKK Kurtis down ⁦@spittinchiclets⁩ ⁦@BizNasty2point0⁩ ⁦@Avalanche⁩ #avs #cup #dent?

after the olympics he’s like a dear friend i’m deeply concerned about i hate seeing him like this

Why does Tampa and Montreal get another two days off? They got two days off between games 2 and 3. Oilers Ducks are every other night the entire series. McJesus would love an extra day off.

guys seriously stop with all the Donna is remodeling her house jokes…. I have shit to do today and I can’t just sit here and like them all 😭😭

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

@spittinchiclets Is caillou okay

Brady Tkachuk’s FURIOUS after taking a sucker punch from Logan Stanley 😳

nobody has a house 😭

08/01 -didn’t get posted for national gf day -paid rent

Everybody knew this was coming. As soon as a Canadian team did it the jig was up. Kucherov? Literally took the year off and showed up game one. No problem. Stone? Tkachuk? Nope, nothing to see. But the Oilers do it? I guarantee you this is gonna cost picks and be punitive. I'm not even surprised anymore with how dishonest this shit is getting.

JFC the Florida fans don’t even know to boo bettman

So MAGA is cool with this then too, right?

Okay fine I’ll say it. Anyone who is incentivized enough by $5000 to have a child is probably not financially secure enough to have a child.

Yes Jesus would love that!

Doing this at an RFK rally

you’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time

did you get to choose your favourite NHL team or were you subjected to your dads favourite team growing up which you need to stay loyal to like a family heirloom?

Erasing Jackie Robinson is like a top 5 un-American thing you can ever do, btw.

The most divisive man on earth has divided Canada on our greatest hockey player ever, somehow. Sad, really.

hot take but ‘all my friends smell like weed or little babies’ is just a comment on adulthood. at an extended cousin hang out recently, i’m one of the youngest. everyone really DOES smell like weed or little babies. and in my family they’ll all drink the same 😭

@toxiccowboy1 “Toxic cowboy” lmfao

The Philadelphia Eagles decline to visit the White House. Wish I had known this before the super bowl. I wouldn't have wasted my time rooting for them. Eagles fan? Your team sucks 😎👍

Canada is not the USSR. Stop ruining miracles on ice for me by comparing the two games. #fournations