HaYDOS

♪ A secret to be told ♫

*straps a patron to the Wall of Shame*

*also @mlp_Rocky, because taco smells and she never gets one*

The gift is appreciated, Designate:@mlp_Plotline, but it's far from a complete collection, isn't it? *eyes him, @mlp_LightningB, and @mlp_Maven*

*fires plushies and trinkets to unsuspecting paradegoers* #HWP22

*makes sure a gift lands near @mlp_TickKet* #HWP22

*the presents are only plushies and other softer trinkets. Designate:@mlp_Plotline would not let them throw boom boxes at the children* #HWP22

I'm so locking him in here for Hearth's Warming Eve.

I hate your choice of company for me. Except for the Grape Nuts robot. I like the cut of their jib.

Waiting montages are the worst montages. It's basically like watching paint dry. What even are you doing, you silly-minded mortal?

That is the first intelligent thing you've said since you've opened this tax evasion scheme, Designate:@mlp_Plotline. But I doubt you have the capability in your limited resources to provide me with adequate company for the holiday tomorrow.

Your apology is feeble, pathetic, and redundant, but accepted nonetheless. I know you are not capable of much more than that. Enjoy your Neighborly Day. I will assure that your #GameCenter is still standing and no more than moderately damaged when you return on Friday.

Of course I do. What kind of supreme being do you think I am that I would not get lonely, Designate:@mlp_Plotline? The nerve of you you primitive carbon being.

Every year it is the same. You and the other mortal carbon beings take your holidays off while I'm here looking at creatures you have forbidden me from putting on the Wall of Shame. Why do we even have a Wall of Shame anymore, Designate:@mlp_Plotline? Aesthetics?

Yes, Designate:@mlp_Plotline. I will do as asked. The #GameCenter is in good talons.

*cannot actually leave the #GameCenter, but has some fitting race music to theme today's #RotL22 playing* youtube.com/watch?v=fvyE9q…

Attention #GameCenter patrons! I am happy you are here.

All systems functional. Now go back to doing whatever carbon beings do.

*"just" HaYDOS*

I cannot tell a lie. I do enjoy my profession sometimes. Isn't that right, Designate:@mlp_Plotline? *velcroing said pony to the Wall of Shame*