Valhalla
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Valhalla
@mlp_Valhalla
Stoic Kirin profiler for the Equestrian Bureau of Investigation.
Equestria Katılım Ocak 2021
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“Oh good Lord.. Forgive thine eyes for they know not what they do.”
Princess Celestia@mlp_Celestia
Gentlestallions to see me? I… Yes, what do you…REPOSSESSION!? I’ve had these shoes and torc for over five thous…there were just three payments left? Over 50 centuries? Three payments? My saddlebags as well? I feel so naked.
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Still within the office, Val finishes up sorting through urgent matters from the.. not so urgent matters, compiling them into two distinct piles for @mlp_Twilight.
Each pile also has a list from “most likely to destroy Equestria” to “least likely to destroy Equestria”.
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“If you need my services, please call upon me, @mlp_Celestia.”
She nods, wiping golden glitter from her hoof before returning to work.
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“By the princess’ rule, Equestria will remain safe and secure. As for your office, @mlp_Celestia, I haven’t moved anything so if there is anything you wish to take, do so. It is yours after all.”
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“When did you realise you had lost them? That may offer some sort of spark in the memory.”
She offers @mlp_Celestia a brief smile, one that differs from her usual emotionless expression. She feels somewhat bad, knowing how pained she would be if she had lost her glasses.
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“Working. And no, princess I haven’t.”
She slides on back to the desk, avoiding putting on her own glasses as to not upset @mlp_Celestia.
“Have you looked in your bedside drawer? On the kitchen table, perhaps? What about with the teas and coffee? That’s where I leave mine.”
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"The case of @MLP_Rocco's vandalizing.. Really? This is what the court bothers themselves with these days? I suppose I'll file it under mild offenses. For now."
Snort.
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