Braeburn

If'n any of y'all want ta run this here account, let me know! Jus' reply an' include all th' pony accounts ya run (th' main ones, at least).

Kind a' been awhile since ah've been 'round. Wonder what ev'rypony's up ta.

*has been out solid cold th' last couple a' days; roughin' with th' buff'loes wasn't easy, even fer sturdy sett'ler pony like good ol' Brae*

*flops down on his make-shift bed in Appleloosa an' begins snorin' up a storm*

*drippin' sweat* 'Bout time ah headed back ta the ranch. Was ah loooooong time gone with them buff'loes! Glad ta be back!

*slows down ta a cant'r an' shakes his head* Big ol' Cleft prolly didn't ev'n hear me... ah, well... Ah said mah good-byes earlier.

*th' buff'lo calls a good-bye ta Brae as they pass near th' apple trees* Bye, now, Cleft! Say 'hay' ta th' gang fer me!

*th' buff'lo stomps harder, simply gainin' 'cause he's bigg'r th'n Brae*

*gallops 'long side Clefthoof, tuckin' his head down ta gain speed* Ah'm gonna beat ya, Cleft, jus' ya wait!

You wanna know who makes the ramen? @mlp_Rainbow Dash does.

Next on Twitterponies: alicorn Roseluck! All will bow to her mighty hoof, and none will ever again mock those who toil in the soil.

*winks drunkenly at @mlp_chrysalis* #woulduseahomestuckreferencebutnotsureitdbeunderstood

Korra! She's a daddy's girl! She looooves @mlp_Rainbow's lap! yfrog.com/obhqepsej

Miles! @mlp_Rainbow's and my cat! yfrog.com/odzr2iepj

We have the pet cats, @mlp_Rainbow! >u<

Naw, it's a different person, @mlp_lilyblossom. xD

Guinea piggies are only good for their Chewbacca noises!

You and another person on Tumblr spam my dash with those accursed beasts, @mlp_lilyblossom!!

Will you marry me, @mlp_Chrysalis? *gets on one knee*

EVEN IF YOU DO LIKE GUINEA PIGS *hiss* @mlp_lilyblossom