/mlp/ Confessions🔞

Welcome to /mlp/ Confessions! forms.gle/n2QtUH5U5iAMTK… Please note I may not get to your questions right away but I will try to respond in due time (at least 24-48 hours)

"big mac x braeburn is canon and real i swear"

"I want a mare to sit on my face and crush it to oblivion."

That's a mood, but I don't think I'd trade my soul for it. Eternity is a long time.

"I need tia's fat ponut on my face asap." I feel like after over 1,000+ years of stress and ruling, you probably would get a little perverted.

"Appledash shippers are like indians, you have to hate yourself to think that they are humans to the same degree as you" I'm not even joking I feel like half the people on mlptwt are appledash shippers and I have no idea why its so popular

"Day of the Rope for Z*ggers… Also I want to eat out Twilight Sparkle and afterwards read some books with her. God I fucking love Twi" Zecora's the exception..... right anon?

"Im a bit afraid that clopping a few years before actually watching the show played a part in my fanatism when finally watching it. Through pure lizard brain classical conditioning. I want to think I was obsessed with it for a good reason." This seems to be pretty common

"im not too into the mlp porn community, is it actually called clopping like in the meme?" From what I've seen, the pornography is called "clop" but most will say "fapping" or "masturbating" like a normal person.

"Soarin likes Braeburn and Braeburn likes Soarin" I've seen this ship before. Isn't that one of them tamers ships or someth'n?

"I want dashie to abuse me, like I want her to tie me up and cage me and whip me with a thicc whip. After that I want her to make me choke on her her futa cock, is that bad?!?!?" Now the entirety of twitter knows you have a bdsm fetish (i dig it)

"After season 9, Cadence brought back Sombra as her personal slave for her futa marecock, sometimes turning him into onahole" I mean... Sombra did seem a bit femboyish in season 9...

"I already knew about the show but hadn't seen it because my parents forbade it simply for being a man. Finally, I no longer have to ask them anything and can just say! FUCK YOU! THIS SHOW IS AMAZING! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY FORBIDDEN THIS FROM ME!" Watching the show IS manly.

"Pinkie Pie is a w*ggеr and that is precisely why Blinkie (black Pinkie) believers are so confused" I really just care if the art looks good. Or maybe I'm just used to EQG skin tones.

"Death to new “frens” we built this shithouse not YOU"

"I became a /mlp/ lurker because of Pony Thread Simulator videos by xXHSimpsonXx" A fellow thread simulator enjoyer. I originally found /mlp/ due to those videos in 2014. I can't believe it's nearly been 12 years.

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"i make grok write hardcore clop of my OC because i feel to gross doing it myself"

@JewsTotallyRock Worst part is parental controls only blocked well known sites but pushed people to hentai, furry, pony etc. nsfw sites

@mlp_confessions Thank you Google for allowing pony porn to run rampant on the top of "safe" image search results for like almost a decade I saw mare teats before I ever got to see my first pair of tits as a wee lad, & I wasn't even looking for it. Pony porn would hide in safe results like IT

"The first time I watched ANY kind of porn was when I was 4 years old and it was pony porn, that's probably why I'm the way I am" The amount of people on this twt and on 4chan that can relate to this, including me, is pretty sad. But 4 years old? jesus christ im sorry anon

"Is it bad i fantasize abt dashies futa cock?!? Like, I just wanna get plaped and service her cock…I love dashie.." I feel like 1/4 of these submissions are by the same person... and yes I know who you are

"Mares rape anon" This is like half of /mlp/twt's dream