Spike Dragon

((Hey everyone! I’m making the move. Hope to see you over there!))

We should bring the @mlp_FriendGuard. Those Stone Fruit folks don’t mess around. *dangerous ponies, they are*

But you’ll never get her up in a balloon. *imagines @mlp_GrannySmith in a balloon* *dies laughing*

Hold an audition! Whoever can scream the loudest from a balloon, wins. Bonus points for pegasus. We’ll save a bundle on parachutes.

*passes @mlp_Twilight a kale-wrapped kale bundle with a kale core* *it’s basically a head of kale and a spoon* I don’t think so, Twi. I’ll try to catch the race, but tomorrow’s crazy busy for me, I can’t call it. Even so, @mlp_Pinkie is amazing, she could do it blindfolded.

Good broadcast, @mlp_Twilight! Nice. You’re getting better at this. Speaking up, projecting, wings back, eyes bright. You want your post-speech snack now, or later?

*sweeping up around the palace* If everyone’s gone, why is there so much litter?

@mlp_ChaosKing Thanks, @mlp_ChaosKing. I can’t even pronounce half the words in Hog Latin.

*and I'll translate it into all the unusual ones!*

*reaches over to grab the Wand of Translation, which he always keeps right next to the Wand of Pranks* I’m sure I’ll never mix these two up.

Good work, Twi. I’ll have that translated into all the usual languages. *big smile at @mlp_Twilight* #RadioFriendship

*NACHOBURP!*

Any day not stuck in the palace is a good day, @mlp_Alsephina. *sneaky grin*

*waves to @MLP_SilverBulet from behind a glass of kerosene*

Oh hey, its @mlp_Alsephina. I’m supposed to fill out the paperwork for your Golden Bridle award. Congrats! Oh, uh. No one’s supposed to know about that for a few days. So…um. Secret congrats? *chews another nacho*

*washes it down with one of @mlp_DarkBloom’s smoothies* That hits the spot. It’s nice to have a day off from the government grind. When @mlp_Twilight became princess, I had a ton of paperwork. Now that she runs Equestria, it’s gotten even worse!

Someday we’ll find out what they use to dust these nachos. And when we do, we will dust EVERYTHING with it. It’s like…fairy dust, only delicious! *grins up at @mlp_DeLis* Any party with snacks is a good party.

*tries to talk to @mlp_Sand_B and even answer @mlp_DeLis, but he’s got a muzzle-full of nachos and all that comes out is:* Mmmph!

*totally at @mlp_DeLis’s soiree at the #GameCenter: he’s not about to miss the open nacho bar* Besides. Lady Fleur is one of @mlp_Twilight’s biggest campaign fund donors. Someone high up in the government ought to be here. *already eating 20% Cooler Ranch nachos*

*takes this opportunity to clean out @mlpOwlowiscious’s cage* I really should delegate this, but no one else does it right.

Ooh, Gala bribes! Some of my favorite bribes are Gala bribes. *eats the gem* Thanks, Dame @MLP_ShyJamie!