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Maria

@mlstrat

attorney! love: sports (f1, pga, football, basketball, tennis), the south, birds, adventure, and butter; all views mine

washington, d.c. Katılım Mayıs 2022
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Kathryn Gimborys@kathryngimborys·
honestly this may be the most correct take i’ve ever had, i am writing this into a all future riders
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Maria@mlstrat·
celebrating america’s 250th like the actual founding fathers and drinking madeira (with corn gelato over a blueberry crisp)
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@ibflorea I know you mean “memory, blessing” sincerely but it is also frying me
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i love the sentiment of “joy is not meant to be a crumb” but to be fair, mary oliver did not date men in their 30s
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suze
suze@cortadoedison·
I love being alive
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Michael Kruse@michaelkruse·
"I want to tell you that you don't have to make it through your problems in order for your life to be good now." tinyurl.com/ycx239rx
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emilie
emilie@emiliepfrank·
if nancy mace wants to embarrass herself in another statewide primary, who am i to stop her
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miia
miia@miiagarro·
being a man must be so easy all you have to do is lie and get haircuts
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every time someone uses the term “protecting my peace” unironically in 2026, mel robbins’ life expectancy grows by a year
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courtney
courtney@crtl77·
phone on 20%. texting someone who hates me. drake is playing. #summer
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my book is better than my tweets
No matter what, please remember to let the good moment land before you start bracing for its departure. Your brain has a habit of fast-forwarding through joy to prepare for the loss. But the loss isn't here yet. The moment is.
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she emboldened me today
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“drinking will reduce your life expectancy by six months” “eating butter will reduce your life expectancy by eight months” do you promise? swear on your life
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@Cheru__to One of ten women please!!!
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my-🫆@Cheru__to·
@mlstrat did he say god because he was struggling or was that one of the ten women? 😂
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Maria@mlstrat·
asked my friend to name ten women as a bit and this mfer started out with “nicki minaj…… god…… anne frank……”
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