Mike Lynch

“Mr. Birchum” premieres TONIGHT at 9/8c @dailywireplus! Don’t miss the FREE series premiere: mrbirchum.com

@GinaGrad Can we do this in front of the TV instead?

I’m finished can I be excused?

I've got 3 5th row tickets to sell for PAUL McCARTNEY GOT BACK - Platinum Tickets - Fenway Park, Boston, MA - Tue, Jun 7. ticketmaster.com/paul-mccartney… Not looking to rip off, face value plus fees. DM if interested.

Beatrix would love your support for the Monster Dash Fun Run! app.99pledges.com/fund/Cornersto… via @99pledges

Are you thinking of “rape shower in my mind“? (which was a parody of “playground in my mind”)

Check out Let's Make More MST3K & Build THE GIZMOPLEX! by Joel Hodgson on @Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/mst3k…

@DawsAngeles Nice. Here’s a screenshot of my current shuffle.

Range Game. How say you @mlynchtweets ?

I gave up on organized religion at 12 but if there is a God, he or she resides inside an 80 gig ipod on shuffle mode. As you were.

1st dose of Pfizer done. I Pfeel great.

I think I finally understand. If I make pancakes for the kid, he will eat none of them. But if I make pancakes for myself, *I* will eat none of them.

when you're trying to print something

9 y/o was making me watch “satisfying” YouTube videos of stuff being cut, crunched, etc. I countered with this... David Letterman Dropping Stuff off of a 5 Story Tower. youtu.be/c5spRGiakb0 via @YouTube

I woke up to good news. My latest audiobook, Greenwich Killing Time by @FriedmanKinky is now available on @audible_com You can get it for free if you sign up. amazon.com/Greenwich-Kill…

I was watching old MST3K and they dropped an Anna Maria Alberghetti reference. I can only hear it as @kyledunnigan doing Stallone thanks to @adamcarolla @AdamCarollaShow

The letter that the Grateful Dead sent back to Warner Bros. Records in 1967

Foo Fighters have covered the Bee Gees… and it absolutely rules 🕺 kerrang.com/the-news/foo-f…

Here's a clip of Harry Nilsson describing writing the song "One" while listening to a phone's busy signal

Vaccinate teachers. Pass it on.

@adamcarolla you have eliminate one from existence... which do you choose?