Mike M

@RugbyPodcast Regardless of how effective it would be in reality, would love to see back line featuring Te’o, Tuilagi and Cokanasiga at some point

@tapairportugal It’s been over 4 months since I put in a complaint following delayed luggage. Called up 4 times to follow up but still waiting on a response. Can you let me know how I get this resolved?

@flatsandshanks Good drop goal by Piers Francis at the weekend - why don’t we see more of them in premiership / internationals?

Mega bowled #InvestecTest

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@JoeKibbler - little medical joke for you

@JoeKibbler I'm upstairs of your house

@ds468 excuse me, you're a he'll of a guy

@ds468 hey, I heard you were a wild one

@finnysteve ...just imagine what youre capable of if you HAD intended to flatten him!

Here's a look at that amazing finish between Rotherham and Doncaster #freakish bit.ly/xc2E7Q

@jasonmconnor you've been loving @caitlinmoran retweeting recently

@JoeKibbler Stephen Hawkins speech for his 70th birthday is entitled "brief history of mine". Genius.

Saved by Mario Kart: How gaming can enhance (even save) your real life bit.ly/wEVi3I

Another from our best videos of 2011 series: Mega-crabs take over Antarctic bit.ly/vmo42p

...rather than just inventing new words for boobs from the periodic table. Manganesers was my favourite.

Gran wrapped her presents and cant remember which is which.I told her that until Xmas everyones receiving all the gifts. She didn't get it.

Old School Flair… youtu.be/X50vaqyxZZA

News that neutrinos have travelled faster that the speed of light on BBC...I'm sure I saw that earlier

just saw a mother calm her crying baby by "yeh, but do i look bovvered tho?" #fairenough