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Connor Pendleton

Connor Pendleton

@mm_analyst

BB Analyst • Cornell • Eat, Sleep, Cash Flow, Repeat…

New York, NY Katılım Mayıs 2026
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Connor Pendleton
Connor Pendleton@mm_analyst·
just closed my first deal it was a starbucks app order but the principles are the same
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Connor Pendleton@mm_analyst·
730am on a friday md said i cant work from home today she doesnt know the office is my home im not in love with my job im just homeless
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Connor Pendleton@mm_analyst·
just spun around in my chair so hard i pulled something associate asked if i was okay told him pain is just leverage cant move my neck
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Connor Pendleton@mm_analyst·
just told my reflection in the bathroom mirror to lock in he didnt say anything probably intimidated
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Matthias Schmidt@eurofounder·
My wife communicating her feelings like her therapist taught her
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md walked in on me sleeping in the office she said i wasnt cut out for this i beg to differ if you dont sleep in the office you aren’t addicted to the grind its 10am
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Chase Passive Income
Chase Passive Income@chasedownleads·
Giving a random follower $1.75 Comment on this post to enter This is my biggest giveaway ever
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Connor Pendleton@mm_analyst·
roommate saw me eating cold sweetgreen at 9pm asked if i ever take a day off told him days off are for people whose models dont get forwarded he ate his chipotle in silence bro still thinks startup sales is real work the delusion is insane
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Connor Pendleton@mm_analyst·
hinge date lasted 28 minutes she asked if i ever unplug from work i said unplugging is for people who dont clear she paid for her own drink and bounced another civilian filtered by elite conviction they never survive the first round vest stays undefeated kings
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Mads
Mads@europemaxxed·
cigs that don't count: 1. you're in europe 2. a cig you bummed off someone 3. drunk cigs (obviously) 4. free cigs 5. pre, during, or post workout cigs
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Connor Pendleton@mm_analyst·
coffee machine is broken third time this month ive sent two emails to facilities no response they forget that rome didnt fall in a day it fell one nespresso pod at a time
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Connor Pendleton@mm_analyst·
woke up to a linkedin message from a sophomore at nyu he asked if i had 15 minutes for a coffee chat i told him my calendar opens in q4 2027 he said hes a freshman i blocked him protect your time
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Mason Home Builder
Mason Home Builder@bankertobuilder·
Manhattan in 1926 vs. Manhattan if we built in 2026
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Connor Pendleton@mm_analyst·
he said “ive been here 6 years and nobody has ever asked me that” he pulled up a chair sat there until 9pm the lesson here is that he didnt spent 5 hours teaching anyone he saw something I probably remind him of himself better version obviously
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Connor Pendleton@mm_analyst·
i sat there for a full minute then i did what any real banker would do i went to his desk i didnt apologize i didnt explain i just asked him one question “what would you have done differently” …
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Connor Pendleton@mm_analyst·
something happened in the bullpen today that i cant unsee associate from the energy team walked up to my desk at 4pm didnt say a word just placed a single printed page face down walked away i flipped it over …
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