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@kamauwaruhiu 😂

Na Hawa watu wanaita ruto dad ,ruto anawaita son ama ni one-way 🤣🤣🤣?

@OmbetaC Chief goons

Good people or Bad people?

@_Sakko @I_MACDONALD Na utapata umepikiwa rice kamande. Kwanza kamande amenunua hapo nje za kupikwa

yaani unaweza kuwa unaachia wife 1k daily ya food na wewe unakula kwa kibanda

@jojo__joe @Ijumaa254 Bwana be a man of the house, na hizi ni one of the red flags. Abort this mission and focus on yourself

Nimebeba a whole kg of pork home at least nikifikiria galdem atafutarahia alafu nafika home ananiaambia yeye ako sawa atakunywa tuu juice for the night. Wah, This is a part I wasn't prepared for now. Sasa to embrace uniformity pia mimi nikunywe tuu juice nilale??

@G_Natembeya026 @Clintonobala Fraud this one

Wamemaliza Deposit!

@_MtuTano Check on him, anaeza kua sahi ashatoa manguo ana Tembea uchi town😂

Hii app huwa ya wenda wazimu😂😂😂unaweza kuwa tu idhaa zako mtu anakuletea story zake😂😂unamwacha tu arant imtoke 😂😂sasa kama huyu anasumbuliwa na driving school.

@_fels1 @georgediano Tulia

@georgediano It's all the same. Even James Orengo who is singing Wantam is not different. The state of hospitals in Siaya is pathetic.

As Susan Kihika is busy singing Tutam, the Senate Health Committee visited Nakuru Level 5 Hospital, only to find just two doctors serving a daily patient load of over 1,000, with no medicine available. Patients are even required to buy syringes and gloves before they can be attended to. Shame on you Susan!

@djeduhmaks @Kamau266 @KilonzoJnr3 Hio sio simping jomba😂

@Kamau266 @KilonzoJnr3 Kuna wale wa kuchezea long ball kama hawa na wale wa short passes ukienda mbele. Kuna madem ukiwasumbua sana eventually they'll yield and become available. Depends how long you're willing to wait for her kinywero 😆

If you are a man who knows women,huwa inakutake just one reply to know this is cold na uniheshimu and delete that number immediately haha.

@polo_kimanii @Entr_dawood Hope man, mnarushiwa 10k mnaambiwa will settle the rest by end of the week, na hivyo ndio inafika next month

I dont understand how people work in the same place with salary arrears of upto 4 months. Mimi wakati nilikua kwa mhindi salary ilikua inaisha 22nd. By 27th I was already in debt. Ungenikaisha ata mwezi moja bila kunilipa narudi ocha. Where do you guys get money mkingoja salary

@Muchang_i @Breany_22 Halafu Wanga a take over bana, jumping from the frying pan to the fire

Obinna aniweke ring moja na huyu youth leader...niwapee holiday

@Entr_dawood Za Duale zishaingia sio,

But doctors are overpaid, Unapata a doctor anaingia Public hospital within 4 hrs anatibu only booked patients na the rest of the day anaenda kwa his private hospital kuunda pesa ingine. Anafaa kukaa kwa public hospital from 8am-4Pm

@JoelJirane @musambatii Waaa… we are doing badly

Yea, let's pay goons. Just check the rust on those beds. Hiyo drip stand ni brown ama white?

@_gumba1 @Ochorakot Jesus come take your people, see what they are doing to goonlets

Bro, tembea na kisu ama dimanga kwa mfuko. Huko Baba Dogo niliwahi pepetwa war na goons bana, kumbe ady madem wako kwa hiyo squad. Ilibidi nikufe na moja and fortunately, nikamshinda nguvu na kumtoa balaclava. Kumbe ni dem wa Felix yule msee huchukua takataka zetu pale Plot 80. Dem akanishow nisimseme na wakati huo wengine washahepa juu zile kicks nilirusha zilikua deadly design ya Yesu siku ya Good Friday. Back to huyo dem, nilimshika tight akaishiwa nguvu, kidogo nikaanza kumbao. Acha niwaambie nilipata mechi ya free hiyo usiku after nimemkagua kama presidential escort team headed by Max Olum. Mimi goons nadeal nao kama threat to national security and I can detect them 80metres away. Shida ni kujua goonlets pia wako ma area. Mkue na wakati njema wadau. Juja ni noma mamaye

Juja is no longer safe. Sijui ni wakora ama ni goons but hii place haiko safe. 2 weeks ago nilikua attacked na mavijana wawili walikua na panga. Nilikua na my 2 other friends tulimanage kuhepa safe but 1 of my friends aliibiwa simu. Last week a friend of mine alikua anatoka job ya CCI 2am alikua attacked. Imagine kuattack dem alafu on top wana mkatakata na panga. Dem ameharibiwa sura vibaya sana. Jana usiku tena nilifikiwa. Hapo midnight after game ya Man U nikiingia kejani mavijana watano walinitoa siaka. Nilimanage kuhepa. To make it worse hii serikali haifanyi shiet. Na hizi ukora zinaincrease. Alafu after hii yote online goons watakuja kusema nadanganya. Fuck you niggah. Unarant na uko sijui Pokot. Anyway Juja is no longer safe. Check on your siblings.

@Elvis_Localman @EdwinNgany Ungeulizia mahali wanauza ugali samaki ama kuku ungempata

@EdwinNgany Nilipita apo kununua simu ECB nkaambiwa mdosi apana kuwa nikaenda tu jomba

Dec 2023 iconic business plaza iliibiwa yote from first floor to 5th floor na walitarget tu electronic shops, ata item moja haikuwai patikana.Hawa wezi wanaeza rudisha mtu nyuma sana, ukiingia biz upate kila kitu iko sawa shukuru Mungu.

@EugeneOngeri 😂

@mmarkon He's so bitter that she's supposed to be in school

Kuna Daktari aged 50s hivi huwa anafanya kazi ujaluoni. So jana ameitwa na jamaa walisoma pamoja anaishi America like wakutane Kisii town wakunywe kakitu wakizungumzia life. Walisema wanaweza kuja na mabebz so daktari picked Mrembo colleague wake akadunda baze. Wakiwa wameketi pale, Jamaa wa abroad akapokea simu na akapeana direction kwa mtu mwenye probably alikuwa anakuja kumeet. Kidogo akatoka nje then akarudi na Mrembo. Kufika karibu na seat, Dem aka-notice the person sitting ni babake, Daktari pia kuangalia alishtuka kuona msichana wake anafaa kuwa Campo ukambani akiwa Kisii, ameshikwa kiuno and making it worse na rafiki yake wa ndani. Jamaa aliona watu wameangaliana kama Simba. Hadi sai sielewi nani to be blamed hapo 😁💔

@wambuijoan2024 Mzungu mkora 😂

Its few months to election and as expected Peter Kenneth is back 🤣

@daweed_004 @NotoriousHenrie Mtego 😂

Mi huwa naona ni kama unanua mirra unapiga nayo picha alafu unatupa

@fred_wheezy 😂

@mmarkon io ni racism 😂

Na dem mweusi afanye aje😂