Mina

@beemyli What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas,come back home and get married to your man

My fiancé told me he was going on a "off-the-grid" camping trip in the mountains with his brothers to unplug and destress before our wedding. He made a huge deal about packing sleeping bags and told me he wouldn't have any cell service for four days. The next afternoon, I went to use our shared iPad to look up a recipe and a notification popped up from his airline app: “Welcome to Las Vegas! Your reservation at the Omnia VIP Lounge is confirmed for 11:00 PM.” I didn't call him to scream. I packed my best dress, caught a flight to Vegas, and used my own savings to book a table directly across from his in the club. Around midnight, he walked in, completely dressed to the nines, flanked by his brothers and three women I’d never seen before. When the bottle service arrived at his table with giant sparkling sparklers, I caught his eye from across the VIP section and raised my glass. The look of pure terror on his face was worth every penny of the flight. I walked over, slipped my engagement ring directly into his glass of champagne, and whispered over the music, “Hope the camping trip was worth the deposit on the venue, babe. It’s non-refundable.” I walked out and spent the rest of the weekend at the blackjack tables.

@destinyzee Black Nigger expecting Tito to bring us chicken content from the fires of hell

@NonRandomThts @ghostinheel Stop dating kids, it's not laziness

@ghostinheel I also don't like this kinda texting. You can't be that lazy I beg.

Emotional damage at its best 😭😭😭😭🕊️

@ghostinheel Respect me please, I am eligible for a masters degree🤣

Getting arrested after spending four hours trying not to incriminate yourself is just a wild story. 😂 #Madlangacommission

@officialtwinny Who's paying his legal fees?

He used a firearm that was involved in murder to stage his assassination 🕊️🕊️ Brown Mogotsi will be in prison for a long alongside Cat Matlala. #MadlangaCommission

What do we do with ourselves from today until the 1st of June #MadlangaCommission

@EmmiieTLO One thing about adulting, everyday you should go down on your knees and pray for God's protection against jealousy and evil eyes, I mean every single day

Work so hard and don’t even see where your money goes to 💔😭😩 Meanwhile :

@XekiHlongwane Where was this?

He must be arrested 😭

@Ms_Logical Im sure I'll be happy if he gives me money

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@PatootieCutie_F Nina mara

You know what peak witchcraft is? A colleague of mine was telling me that her mother’s neighbour came to see their house while they were busy building. And the first thing she said was, “your passage is too small. A casket won’t fit here” 🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️ guys wtf

@TumiTemo @ISephara And have the audacity to tell us that he is going nowhere! Nxa!

@ISephara He is. And he's gonna act shocked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What if Ramaphosa is the head of the Big 5 Cartel...

@presh_rabbit Did you just say "whatever"?😂 peace ayikho la

These days, it feels like some women don’t care anymore, they just choose whatever is presented on the table😫

@LadyM1306 Well said my Lady 👏

May the people behind you daughter’s murder be warned instead of arresting them. It will be overzealous for them to be arrested without warning them and asking them to appear in court.

@JackiePhamotse Welele!

You better sing! 🎤

@msiziworld Did you also give her your car or the keys are just for display?

The waitress told me she was a single mom working extra shifts and struggling to pay the rent. I reminded her that God will always provide.

@kooseleko Neither will I 😭

@mmbs001 I won’t survive it 😫

Lmao Lunathi just wrapped “Disaster Holiday 2” for Netflix so I’m almost certain she missed a lot of shoot days on #InimbaMzansi set, so I’m guessing she’ll be in jail??? 😭😭😭 yoh hai cut cut it cannot be 😭🤚🏾

@Ms_Logical Umbrella ☔typo 😅

@Ms_Logical Who's holding the album for couple 2?

Which couples is the most happiest??