Morgan

wtf do you mean I’m gonna have to watch Mitch fucking Marner in the Stanley Cup final Colorado is absolutely getting swept

Oh, it gets worse

A live look at me watching the Avalanche fuck up this lead in all but a must win game

What. And I can’t stress this next part enough. THE FUCK. Colorado?!?

If Mitch Marner gets to the Stanley Cup final…. Wake the fuck up, Colorado.

@patrickbpenguin Oh wow yeah that would be wild!!

@mmjjadee I saw Top Gun in IMAX and Maverick in 4Dx. I do NOT recommend 4Dx unless you love wild amusement park rides. The whole row of seats move and bounce with the action. There are several times I almost lost my lunch.

Was in the Danger Zone for 4hrs today watching both Top Guns. The need for speed is good after 40yrs.

Every now and then gotta remind myself I can look like this

I’m still sick to my stomach over this. Couldn’t be happier for the Avs but my God this is too soon 😭

@kimhenry124 Thank you ❤️

@mmjjadee It looks good on you!

I’m sure this is the one and only time I’ll be in an all pink limo

The Leafs don’t deserve that. Jfc.

On the left: some of the rings of my Nanny’s that were given to me when she passed away in 1997. Not my size, and tbh an outdated style. On the right: expertly re-designed using only her gold and stones, into rings I can/will wear daily 🥹😭

I think back to Play 107 with their ad before the series started “Wait.. we’re not playing the Kings?? We’re playing the Ducks? Oh, this’ll be easy” I wonder if they’ll play that today.

@BlockBuster_Guy Let us pray

I may be overselling it - but I feel like the return of Trey Yesavage not only fundamentally changes the makeup of that rotation, but might be a turning point in what's been a down start to the season for the Blue Jays. The Jays sit a game back of the Orioles. Start there.

@patrickbpenguin Oh I know, but had to laugh.

@mmjjadee I’d be very surprised if that’s what he really said…

Driving to work before the series started and heard an ad on the radio “we’re not playing the Kings? We’re playing the Ducks.. oh this’ll be easy!!” And all I could think was “oh no baby what is you doing”

@patrickbpenguin Holy crap!

Well - no Oilers playoff tickets for me this year. Opening round starts at $322 for the top row?!?! I can hardly wait to see what subsequent rounds will be.

@BlockBuster_Guy Totally agree. Hire a new coach, rinse and repeat

@mmjjadee I suppose so. I guess "the confidence play" just seems a little hollow given finishing 5th-worst in the league. To be totally fair to Berube, because it's the Leafs, he'd be criticized no matter what answer he gave.

Craig Berube - clearly believing he works as a weatherman where it's perfectly acceptable to be wrong 60% of the time but still be welcomed back to work tomorrow - expects to be back next season. The Leafs lost 50 of 82 games this season: 60.98% of games played. 🤷‍♂️