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It finally airs tomorrow!!!—- If y’all remember I filmed a story down in the Yucatán Peninsula back in July about their Cenotes. I dive into their importance and why they’re being threatened—- check it out on @nbclx tomorrow! 🌎✨🌊

If humans ever go extinct, I hope some distant future species makes pop-up books with us roaring next to palm trees and volcanos.

This is Kutoro. She'd like you to know her hat is sustainably sourced and ethically manufactured. 13/10 for an earth-conscious queen

@TedLasso Ans tea loves you

I love tea.

F%ck yes. Burn this moment into your brains. @TheRealRoyKent follows me 🤩⚽️

All people are different people.

Worrying about the meaning of your life in the context of forever, in the context of global challenges, in the context of human history, is like being anxious that you aren’t directly managing the conversion of hydrogen into helium in the heart of the sun. Just be you. Be here.

Michelle Lesco takes home the Pink Belt with 30 3/4 hot dogs!

JOEY CHESTNUT WITH A NEW WORLD RECORD 76 HOTDOGS IN 10 MINUTES 😳 14 titles 🐐

“If I can’t see the devil, he can’t see me.” —Me, circa 2021 after a bottle of wine. Pretty sure this is the coolest, 80s action movie line that should have existed but didn’t, or a really lame extension of peekaboo.

@_lk_1210 I was air drumming around the time you wrote this 🧐

everyday i think abt how insanely fucking gnarly it’d be if i could play drums

It was also mentioned in the California Today newsletter from @nytimes …saging-custom-newsletters.nytimes.com/template/oakv2…

@cbcgem @SchittsCreek @annefrances I say this quite frequently. Though, I don’t think I’ve said this to an *actual* David 🧐

what Schitt's Creek quote do you randomly say out loud?

@TabithaLipkin Tell me it was Hubie!

Story of my life.

@charliekirk11 I thought that was Jack in Titanic

Jesus Christ is the king of the world.

MOIRA GOT HER EMMY!!!

NINE NINE!!!

@SaveOurMonarchs I’m in San Diego, CA. My monarch caterpillars are eating the marigolds near the milkweed. I thought they *only* ate milkweed. Should I move the marigolds?

The moon looks like a fat banana tonight

I seriously don't get people who are like, "No pets allowed in Zoom." If my students have a pet and it doesn't make an appearance, I'm marking it as absent so it has to come see me during lunch.