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Turns out the cream I’ve been putting in my coffee each morning that I brought home from Africa has an alcohol content of 17% .. no wonder I’ve been having such great days lately

Christmas is a week away, but @RoddyRicch already gave us a gift.

It’s me, I’m girls

Girls study abroad once and milk their photos for the next 5 years

I still leave voicemails just in case any one I know becomes a rapper

All I want for Christmas is the sun to not set so early in the winter months

@paige_garncarz Wait till you get a fake only fans made of you lmao

the only thing boys ever know before girls is when someone makes a fake instagram account of us

Cancel cancel culture

Boys be like “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” then post a fish picture

RIHANNA AND ASAP ROCKY ARE HAVING A BABY!!!!!! joy to the world I’m so excited for this new drake album that’s about to drop

Becoming a therapist was the single greatest decision of my life.

@itsmattstanley That and a flex about backpacking through Europe for a month or so

Stop putting your love for Trader Joe’s on your hinge it’s not a personality trait

@itsmattstanley No way the last ones real

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Hate everything about modern design today. Sports teams, restaurants, brands - zero creativity anymore

@GraceDeLucia Omg hahah no not you! I saw a “Minnie to my Mickey ->” “<-Mickey to my Minnie” couple at the mall with ears on .. in Michigan

@paige_garncarz Mother teresa

kindness is leaving your quarter in the aldi cart

@Megaanobrienn Thank you Megan OBrien! I agree

@MickeyMounce That’s not very plur #badvibes

edm twitter wakes up every single day looking for something to complain about i’m bouta delete my account or bleach my eyes

@MickeyMounce Sad boy

@mmmobrie wasn’t a song quite literally just my brain

my life is becoming so repetitive it’s starting to make me sick. this truly can’t be what I look forward to forever

@sydneyhaskin Exactly. It’s disgusting