Maggie

when you're ready for a good night & your friends cancel on you @BHaelig

Me when my future kid brings home their first date: who did your parents vote for in 2016???

Just found out salmon can grow to be over five feet long so I'm never going swimming again

Fuckin me twitter.com/drinkingsmokin…

My sister has been in this world for 18 yrs and today is the first time she has been offered a menu at a restaurant

Great to see this ancient knowledge is being passed down generations successfully twitter.com/c_tho/status/8…

Minnesota has 90,000 miles of shoreline, more than California, Florida, and Hawaii combined.

started from the bottom now we're here

Thank you @HotNewHipHop! I'd highly recommend pressing play on @Lucien_Parker's new single Thank you for supporting music with a purpose 💜 twitter.com/hotnewhiphop/s…

This looks nothing like Serena Williams. twitter.com/GQMagazine/sta…

if u think about it boys are like credit cards cause they lure u in with no interest for 6 months and then fuck u up

happy st. patricks day. everything is green, except our earth because it's dead brown. we all fucking polluted it. good work everyone

Guy: you're pretty Me: thanks Guy: no, you've misunderstood, you're beautiful Me: thanks Guy: hmm nvm you're actually just decent