Cole Jacobs

@mattmurley19 Stars in 6 eh? Buddy you’re dumber than a loaded potato.

If it's okay to have the Wild/Stars game at 6:30pm local time, then why dont we do it in the East sometimes so the games are staggered better?

@J_Swish24 I honestly don’t hate this at all. It just mind boggles me having Keller as an extra. But like where do you slot him in? And why would you separate that Tkachuk brother, Eichel line?

USA 🏒Lines (If we’re getting ready to match up against the Canucks) 👇👇 Thompson-Eichel-Matty Hughes- 34- Boldy Long Pencil Guentzel- Nelson- Brady Miller-Larkin-Troch Keller Hughes- Werwrenchski Sanderson-Chuck Slavin-Faber Hanichin -People’s, Sully gimme a call let’s talk. Let’s work together fella.

@AlexDaugherty1 And this is why you’re not a GM. Might be the dumbest shit I’ve seen on twitter in last decade. Go touch some grass buddy.

*Welcome to the land of make believe* I've been named the GM! Here's my plan: -trade Nyquist. Aim for a 3rd, settle for a 4th. -trade Novak. You'll need to package him with a pick-- use the one you got for Nyquist. Aim for a 2nd, settle for a 3rd. -waive McCarron

Anthony Edwards - 37 points Kirill Kaprizov - 2 goals & 1 Assist Hell of a night for our young stars

We’re talking golf handicaps at the presidential debate, folks. Can’t make it up.

I need Doc Emrick back calling the Stanley cup playoffs

I am honoured to be participating in this year’s Beer Olympics in Las Vegas brought to you by the fine gentleman at @BussinWTB. It lines up perfectly with the NHL draft at the Sphere. It’s going to be a full week of debauchery. Unfortunately Whit can’t attend Beer Olympics this year but I have chosen a new partner. The request is in for Keith the IRONMAN Yandle. I will also be planning on going into the event completely dry for the prior 10 months. I will break the seal at Beer Olympics. Some aren’t recommending that technique but don’t tell me how to fuck my wife if you know what i mean. I would like to thank @_willcompton & @TaylorLewan77 for the ability to represent the hockey world in destroying the competition and showing all these other soft sports and “professionals” that they don’t have a clue what they’re doing.

@lukefoxjukebox Yeah no shit he’s playing. #70tucks

Auston Matthews will play tonight.

Scottie Scheffler has won his second Green Jacket. #themasters

@ChrisGotterup 5 under..incoming 👀

159 off of 18 with the big stick. Back at it tm 💪

REAVO VS MOOSE!! YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING!

Tell Babs to knock off the bullshit. Enough with putting guys on the spot in the coaches room asking them to link their phones up to airplay mode and grilling them. I’ve had tons of players confirm it. Smarten the fuck up Babs. Shove your statement up his ass.

Life got crazy 🔵🔴⚫️

A SENIOR DAY CELLY FROM DALTON SEESZ! #PrideOfLI

Thank you to all who have supported us on this magical run… I am lucky to wear Iowa across my chest and represent our state🤍 I love these girls to death and could not be more proud of all we accomplished this szn🖤🖤 Go hawks always🙏🏻🐤

Classless piece of shit

BRUINS GRAD SALUTE! 🐻👨‍🎓🫡 Join us in celebrating our 7 Bruins that have now graduated from junior hockey! (4/7) Congrats & Good Luck to MITCH KOHNER! 🏆 2022 SJHL Champion 🚨 75 GP - 20G/32A/52PTS - 177 PIM 💛🖤 Winner of Estevan Bruins Heart Award #SJHL | @SJHLBruinAlumni

STRONGERRRRR 💪💪💪💪

Episode 1 of Perez Vs is out now! m.youtube.com/watch?v=bZAVqa… Who do you want to see the big man take on?