♢ｍａｎｄｙ♤

i am the best clown u will ever get to meet

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

the best thing you can do for yourself is actively increase your surface area for luck to hit you. go outside, try new cafes, museums, events, take a new route home, speak to people, ask questions, side quest. the more you do, the more serendipity and synchronicity will find you.

@jinxxm3 god ik the feeling

@tittygripper420 amen

i’d rather get fucked in the ass by a spiked bat than go back w him

“Nobody is coming to save you” but your day literally gets better after you consume art made by other people. You hang w friends & you’re no longer suicidal, even if just for a few minutes. They’re lying to you about the significance of community. People are saving you EVERYDAY!

it’s peak summer and 104 degrees outside and we can’t have salads or berries or fruits or greens of any sort

@tittygripper420 he genuinely needed to be put down

ugh went on a date and why was he bear from obsession…

happy fucking birthday spongebob. i fucking love you

@tittygripper420 finally my queen is back on twt

no bc what did you bring to the table besides dick??

I say this every season, but he keeps proving me right: Robert Wun is one of the greatest Couturiers this world has to offer. Top of the class.

quando você vê que seu quarto ta ficando bagunçado demais e percebe que tem algo de errado e não é so o quarto que ta bagunçado

When you're bad at games but they still play with you

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

the only person keeping you in that cage is…..you

The pipeline of "oh i already know i want to be an artist of some sort when i grow up" ➡️ "oh god this field isn't sustainable i need a less creative job" ➡️ "oh my god im not passionate about literally anything how am i supposed to choose something fulfilling" is so real

how it feels being in your 20’s and asking yo family for shit

Shoutout to my gut feeling You're lowkey always right

i know my period is coming when i start feeling like this