Matthew Nolan

@Matt_Pinner Barack Obama

Who’s the most famous person you’ve ever spoken to? Not “seen from far away” — actually talked to, even for a minute. A quick hello, a handshake, a normal conversation… and you still remember it. Who was it?

UCONN!!!!!

I never feel more alive than when I am using my brain.

Sometimes you gotta just blast Free Bird with the windows down and the sun in your fucking face

@paulsaladinomd as someone who uses David avidly to supplement my protein intake without eating a 400 calorie candy bar, I would love to be swayed in the direction of @eatlineage if you also wanted to send me some samples. I’m eager to try.

Just went to Marshall’s and TJ Maxx with Momma Nolan… what a predatory endeavor. Everything is engineered for you to spend money on things you absolutely don’t need. #getmeout

@brocced Name drop him

I like happy songs

@tinapinacoolata Happy birthday!

28 🥳

@RobKuhn_ mnolan334

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For cottage cheese, Daisy 2% beats out Good Culture 2% handily.

you ever realize how much happier you are when you go to the gym?

I am under the delusion that I will meet my wife at sprouts one day. A man can dream

Compassion is important.

I want to taste the salt of your skin, the soft dive of oblivion

@james_xond Family, health, love.

Name one thing more valuable than money.

@ick_real I do it everyday wdym

Would y'all keep tweeting with 0 likes?

Dude I clicked one “grok, put me in a micro bikini” post and now it’s my whole feed like fuck off

Going for walks at sunset cures the soul 🌅