Max Moacanin

I got invited to an 8am funeral. I declined. I'm not a mourning person.

@LevAkabas Wow! Great visualization!

The Denver Nuggets were the best 3-point shooting team in the regular season by far They shot 32.1% on wide open 3s in the first round, which would have been last in the NBA by far The Wolves shot 44.7%, which would have been first in the NBA by far

I fear sports gambling has become so ubiquitous that future Occupy Wall Street protests will refer to the wealthy as “The +9900.”

Re: the NBA betting scandal... I think we should treat pro athletes and coaches the same way we treat members of Congress: let them bet on the games as long as they publicly disclose it. Then, if they fail to disclose, we punish them with a small fine or no consequences at all.

Aaron Gordon posted the highest Daily RAPM Estimate (DRE) of any player this season in last night’s game vs GSW. Unfortunately for Denver, Steph Curry had the second-highest DRE of the year in the same game.

Free agent center Luke Kornet has agreed to a four-year, $41 million deal with the San Antonio Spurs, sources tell ESPN. Key frontcourt addition for the Spurs, who negotiated a contract tonight with Kornet's agent Max Wiepking of Gersh Sports.

Republicans, after Merrick Garland was blocked from the Supreme Court:

This might be the final forecast update of the 2024–25 NBA season 😢 OKC is just one win away from the title.

OKC are clear favorites (86%). But Indy still has a 1-in-7 shot, and there’s a 45% chance this goes 7!

**MODEL UPDATES** Game 5 tonight in OKC! - OKC currently about 2-to-1 favs to win the series, per the model. - If Pacers steal Game 5, the odds will flip & they'd become the 2-to-1 favorites. - But if OKC takes Game 5, they’ll have about an 84% chance to win the title.

Today's model update is a good one! For the first time in months, OKC is *not* the model’s favorite to win the 2025 NBA Championship. Instead, it's the Pacers, who have 54.3% chance to win the title. Most likely individual outcome is "Thunder in 7."

Today's NBA Finals forecast. There’s a 10.7% chance we get the matchup everyone seems to want: Knicks vs. Wolves. Would be a great way to determine who "won" the trade 😅

Nuggets advance! 🥳 But my model says only a 1-in-5 shot of getting past the Thunder 😭

Okay, so let me get this straight. When a woman is publicly overweight, she’s “brave”, but when a man is publicly overweight, he ... “gets traded to the Lakers.”

Batting second: Ohtani Batting first: His favorite activity

Twitter has officially been renamed X, or as the Romans call it: ten.

Elon Musk Malcolm Little 🤝 African Americans who change names to X

This Oppenheimer biography is pretty funny.

@Mike_Bramante 🔥

It’s weird what we name after Presidents. Some get cities, others get airports, and Garfield gets a fictional cat

@Mike_Bramante Also arguably the best 30 for 30.

MARCH MADNESS EVERY DAY 🤝🤝 SURVIVE AND ADVANCE

One-shot vaccine VPs who became President after President was shot in the head 🤝 Johnson & Johnson