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Wrexham have to come from behind

I’m pretty sure the spurs manager delivered my McDonald’s the other week

NOTtenham NOTspur more like

Having a marvellous evening thanks to spurs, really made my day

Dropping down the league faster than Andrew’s trousers on Epstein island

I need to moisturise my legs, they’re drier than Prince Andrew’s gym kit

Grouping inset days is a great idea, then teachers can get away on holiday for a well earned break. It must be tough working 9-3 every day for 15 weeks of the year

AndYew Mountbatten Windsor

@TeenyBella Isn’t he a confirmed sex pest? Point proven

Still yet to see a man with a moustache who doesn’t look stupid

Lock the dirty fat old nonce up

Is tonight the night Arsenal bottle it?

Hope you had a shit valentines

He’s won gold in the skeleton, I’ve done a lasagne for two and four cans of stella. I think we can agree we’ve both done exceptionally well in our respective fields tonight 🥇

You better hope they lose, this grift is your career mate. They win and you’re back on the Deliveroo bike tomorrow you mug

Not getting a haircut until Manchester United win 5 games in a row

If Man U win tonight the fella with the hair instantly becomes a nobody tomorrow