tessalicious

jade warm up

i asked god the meaning of life and she said jerking off a lot and playin video games

@gayest_filipina Thank you Elaine. We will be buying everything.

I got the job!!!!! (Like actually)

@tinywingedangel THANK YOU !!! I was lowk a nepo hire cuz it’s at my uncles company but it’s chill… thank you roomf (ren + oomf)

@mob_enjoyer waow !! ...... amazing !! ........ congratulations on the job , toomf !! (tessa + oomf) ...........

Wenegade waider

👀

Hm…

this is ciel tsukihime #tsukihime

@groklover68 HEY!!!!!

Using my transness as a conversation point to talk to this cute girl next to me

Just found out the Northerlion Super Cruise was cancelled. Kids are in tears. Wife’s telling me to pack my things. Fucks sake.

older hamugis strawpag i didnt really like how it turned out

koishi #東方Project

Talking to a beautiful woman will have you doing shit you’ve never done before like brushing your teeth, showering, etc.

maybe he tickled her feet as friends

when do i get my adult penis

So THIS happened.

@draculvra How do u have no display name. What do I call you.

Hi

UNFORESEEN CONSEQUENCES