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@uhkent I brought plátanos maduros to lunch ONE time in the fifth grade and Samantha told me they looked like slugs. 20 years later I still haven’t forgotten... how fucking sweet those ripe ass plátanos tasted

Joe Jonas was tired of Sophie Turner putting the cups in the top cabinet, far from his reach, TMZ reports

Kady Not snogging Ouzy in smog marry pie? Madness #loveisland

Whitney is by far and away the best person / personality on this season of #loveisland like the jokes she cracks she’s so real

Wow mehdi is awful to Whitney #loveIsland

Watching love island with my boyfriend as maya jama walks in “wow, I think she’s going to win” Me: thats the host Him: I was wondering why she was so much hotter than the others 💀💀😂

@tferriss how did you like the ending to marvelous Mrs. Maisel / the fifth season in general?

THE PRESS CONFERENCE WAS WRITTEN THE NIGHT BEFORE AND THE EULOGY WAS OFF THE TOP OF HIS HEAD HES INSANE

kendall roy x hannah montana nobody’s perfect tiktok is what all of human history has been working toward

I love reading emails when I’m drunk. I feel like they stick more when I read them again sober

i keep seeing stuff like this and i don't understand in the slightest. i was staring at kieran culkin the entire night. men should be small and bitchy.

If you haven’t already watched the first two season of Dave - this is your sign.

31 years ago, mariah carey performed at mtv unplugged because critics believed her voice was too good to be replicated live. she shut them all down.

Olivia getting dumped and having to dump another couple - that’s karma babyyyyy #loveisland #LoveIslandUK

I really ship Kai and Sanam. Liv is so annoying #loveisland #loveislanduk

I fucking love Jessie. Little Australian pocket rocket. Most mature one this season. #loveisland #LoveIslandUK

This season of love island is really scratching the itch

Tell me your ad team is all men without telling me your ad team is all men

no more fun facts. i want to hear a scary, unsettling fact about you