Mockeree

Surprise winner in the Galton and Simpson by-election

“Release the corgis”

Why was Trump watching #BadBunny’s #SuperBowl halftime show instead of #KidRock’s?

“We’re all trying to find the staffer who did this”

When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. But your stars were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

EXCLUSIVE preview of the revitalised Trump-Kennedy Center

There was no big sloppy shit in the Oval Office, claims big sloppy shit in the Oval Office

(Now without the embarrassing error)

OUT NOW! In this blackly comical horror story, when an angry brat meets an almost-lifelike mechanical doll, violence and terror soon follow. #Melania #M3GAN #M3LANIA

OUT NOW! In this blackly comical horror story, when an angry brat meets an almost-lifelike mechanical doll, violence and terror soon follow. #Melania #M3GAN #M3LANIA

Shock as Cruella Braverman defects to Puppy Farm UK

Protests in the streets of Ghorman after Emperor Oompaloompatine orders immigration crackdown

Trump unveils his Board of Peace

Distracted dictator

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The numbers confirm what we already knew: ALL WE NEEDED WAS A NEW PRESIDENT!

ERRATA

Trump awarded the REAL Nobel prize after throwing a kettle over a pub

Denmark announces intention to annex Minnesota, declaring that the United States cannot protect it from the United States