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Bishan Park McDonalds epically slow. Mobile order collect 35 mins later maybe

Felt nostalgic and wanted to write a long notes ramble about looking back on 12 years of Sole Superior but decided damn shag better sleep now cos got to wake up at 6 and get the show on the roll

🏅 Leandro Trossard has the most goal involvements for Arsenal this season so far ⚽ 𝐆𝐨𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬, 𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥! 🔥

Leandro Trossard. Unsung hero.

Repeat telecast of @pixiedub on @ChannelNewsAsia 938 as I do the morning laundry

Liverpool fans when somebody decides to walk alone.

They are now even scoring from opponent's set pieces 🥀

I love you Leo

The should have SkillsFuture course teaching people how to walk on the streets

Guy sharing the table at Macs has remarked “Yi kuai chian er yi” (one dollar only) about 18 times in the past 10 minutes to his wife and friend. FFS we get it brother, the coffee is cheap.

Today is one of those days where big changes are announced, and you just have to take a moment before getting your swim/float game going

HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE.

You know Barca are really broke when they can’t even afford the referee.

🇯🇵 Takehiro Tomiyasu appeared on Atsuto Uchida’s football time programme. He revealed the circumstances of his Arsenal departure: “It was for the best, for both me and the club. It was amicable.” “When I was saying goodbye to each teammate, I realised I was really loved.” 🥲❤️

it is always sweet and endearing when someone calls me "bossku", but the truth, the reality is that i'm the boss of barely trying to hold my own shit together

Just saw a monk on a motorcycle. That’s the tweet.

pain in life: credit card fraudulent transactions bigger pain in life: having to change recurring bill payments to aforementioned cancelled/ fraudulently used credit card

46 year old man just got kicked in the face by a Thai teenager at a Bangkok Hardcore show. Zoff spectacles need realignment.

Hotel lobby playing muzak version of Teenage Dirtbag. What is life even.

For every child (or adult) that accidentally shits their pants while outside, thank god for the nearest Uniqlo to avert disaster and save the fucking day