Modern Marty McFly

we're currently living in an ALTERNATE 2016 where Biff stole the Almanac, got rich & became president. this is heavy twitter.com/modernmcfly/st…

I didn't tweet much last year. well actually I did, but apparently they were all deemed offensive so I went back in time and prevented myself from ever tweeting.

wish I could take everyone back in time to when Kanye had to jump up on an award show stage to say crazy things.

my bad.

Georgia was originally supposed to win the national title until I went to the future back in 2015 and completely disrupted the space time continuum.

with my Delorean, I don't take Prince's 1999 as a good song. I take it as a good idea.

Every New Year, I travel ahead to NEXT New Year to see what New Year's resolutions I keep and then just make those my New Year's resolutions.

How has Biff not been accused of sexual assault yet?

IF YOU THINK 2017 IS CRAZY, JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE 2018! I WON'T TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS THOUGH BECAUSE I'M AGAINST SPOILERS

You think 280 characters is bad? I just came back from the future and eventually we'll all have 4,000 characters on here.

Not to brag or anything, but I've been taking a knee since the '80s.

accidentally brought back some nazis from a recent trip to the past, but ended up losing them. You guys haven't seen them have you?

sry no tweets in awhile. accidentally got stuck in alt-timeline where biff never pulls me outta car & I hook up w/ mom & marry her. awkward.

If Doc came back from the future and showed me this picture, I would've had him committed.

so you're telling me they look amazing? twitter.com/ProFootballTal…

Best part about having a time machine is going back in time & saying "Watch this" to friends right before they announce Best Picture #Oscars

did you guys see me at the #oscars last night?

accidentally wrote the wrong date on my check so i went back in time to the date i wrote and just gave the check to the guy then

At least Donald Trump isn't reportedly tied in with the Libyans.

apparently I'm not the only one with the ability to time travel twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

I've seen this movie before.