Egg Vending Machine

Crash Bandicoot when you ignore the game for 10 seconds

ads are getting a little to targeted for my liking

Who up washing they isopod

IAN WATKINS DEAD

Gang im meeting one of my besties irl for the first time today n we have spoke every day for 5 years im so nervous what do I say

@Bxydy7 It fills me with giggles

Should I watch smiling friends or is it like too Reddit at this point?

@Bxydy7 Ur telling me!! 3 weeks and carbs are in EVERYTHING

@modestbaseball You’ll get it brother. Try it for a week and see how you get on. I’d say don’t be too hard as it does take a few weeks to adjust to new eating habits

Gang i need the HEAVIEST protein meals u guys have to recommend with the least carbs I know yall know whats up

@Bxydy7 YIPEE thank u so much im needing to meal prep and it is so darn HARD

@modestbaseball Also you can fill out volume with vegetables and I don’t usually count them bc they’re pretty much all fibre and low enough in calories to not make a big difference

this photograph gives the impression the bear hired the photographer

Gang im going to one of my favourite gigs in the world tomorrow what the hELL chat Turnovers 10yr peripheral vision tour GRAHH

The first crispy leaf of september, cold ass air and rain - i gotta make soups and play night in the woods and watch over the garden wall again

Sorry to heart on sleeve it, but I appreciate it if you've read these posts alone Fundraiser link: tilt.fyi/PN9xqaED4v Raised through @tiltify Charity (hope for the day) : hftd.org

In honour of Dylan, and Fraser - ill be doing a fundraiser through a charity that meant a lot to us, i understand times are tough right now and not everyone will be able to donate, but even a share - to spread the good that this charity does would mean the world to me

Dylan, words dont do justice for the person that you are, and i wish everyone got to meet you and love you like I did, you deserved all the love the world could offer. How 5 years has passed already isnt right, ill love you forever and endlessly. 💛

I wish I could experience what its like to shoot fat fucking ropes

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THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

GRAAAAH