Porsche Pimp

Leaving earth and going to endorphin port

Can’t believe I’m gonna have another bad back summer 😔

Can’t believe I decided to teach myself to knit 😂 I’m ADHD af

I wanna be tall so bad

All of my favorite plants are starting to blossom and I’m so scared about getting April snow and it all dying 😔

The weirdest correlation / causation about the worlds obsession with thinness is the amount of friends who no longer wanna grub/drink with me and I’m saving hella money.

Just realized I’m the background in 3 of my group chats. 🤭🤭🤭

I broke a finger on my dominant hand and I’m now living in hell

Me when I have to kill Phil

I’m pretty sure being able to whistle is genetic

Lately I’m so selfish with my time 🤍

Everything I wanna buy has a minimum $100 tariff on top 😭

Sad that the lottery winnings could never actually afford this

TODAY: Hundreds of thousands in Minnesota braved -10°F weather to march through downtown Minneapolis as part of the statewide general strike demanding ICE out of the Twin Cities.

Tracked my calories for 2 weeks and damn I need way more protein 😓

I made myself a “no buy” list for 2026 and put purses on it, but now I want a Miu Miu bag more than ever

My statement on President Trump’s actions in Venezuela.

Say what you will about boxing, but this was a pretty good story arc.

Finally watched Saltburn and just wish I could get the time back 🙃

Getting high and online shopping isn’t only my hobby, it’s my passion

Maybe trump gave Clinton sloppy toppy to check if he is gay.