steve job's iphone.

@CrimsynVT_ @vertellerbarach @8izzozero No, each one supports 4, and they’ve tested using 4 of them to connect 16 controllers. It’s just an extra, maybe so you can plug it in near your couch and just use it as a charger.

@vertellerbarach @8izzozero Are you telling me two controllers couldnt connect to one chongle?

Listen don't tell him I said this, but I support calling it the "Gabecube". Also internally the puck was called the chongle and I'm leaking that information come get me.

@MattGialich @alt_Psymon good luck with exploring the universe! sorry about the weird username, I've left Twitter except for this stupid joke account lol, I just remembered Oceangate and decided I would be inconsolable if your company had a disaster that could have been corrected here. bye again Twitter

@MattGialich @alt_Psymon I'm willing to bet that your 1.5 factor is single dimensional. if you're talking about a 3 dimensional object, then 1.5^3 = 3.375. or, taking it the other direction, cube root of 4.29 is 1.62. this is only slightly over 1.5 when accounting for 3 dimensions.

So they overbuilt it by 426%. That’s just extra cost and extra mass.

@y_ambe I have seen Tifa Lockhart in Magic TCG. It is a wonderful illustration, thank you. マジックTCGでティファ・ロックハートを見たことがあります。素晴らしいイラストです、ありがとうございます。

@428clv I bought this one! Thank you for making this outfit! 🩶

こちらも描かせていただきました。よろしくお願いします！

@kivonotbabu Ooh this one’s my fave, thank you!

Status: 81800 I was honored to be commissioned by Koseki Bijou for an art for her New Outfit Art Flood! TYSM for the opportunity! #CODE81800 #bijouwled

@elgoonishshive @Hiveworks Dan, how long have you been working on the joke that if you open Pandora's Box then Hope will come out? (Retreats back into Twitter exodus)

Memory bricks - egscomics.com/comic/hope-069 Darn it, Hope, you were supposed to make a memory PALACE! You think Holmes would settle for this? #elgoonishshive @Hiveworks

hi, moving this old joke account to my old username to protect it, just in case. I'm not here. find me elsewhere if you need me, I'm not logging back into this until there's been a local change in management. enjoy some biting (nonsensical) satire from a very young me i guess

@raymondeletici And why should I care? I got Game Center, * xbox live.

I wanna talk to gates' dell lightning, and rubin's droid x. See what it takes to do well in phones. Only thing is, I exist. They don't. Ha!

iPhone on verizon would be great, but, like droid buyers, Jobs had his name on the line before he realized what a piece of shit he just got.

Nothing to do...Jobs has been blabbering about activation spread out, so we don't take down AT&T's dainty little servers.

And... done! ha! Take that droid life!

But the droid 2 isn't! He's been rumored about, but not confirmed by verizon or motorola. And now he never will!

Wait. I'm an iPhone! I just work! mua ha ha! I found him! but, shit, judging by the loss of signal near there, the room is nukeproof!

dang. freaking seta @ home makes this distributed computing look easy. no wonder they haven't found anything yet.

@stevejobsiphone I wonder what happened to this guy.I traced an iphone 3gs earlier, near the local landfill, that fit, but apple recycles.

@ceoSteveJobs Have you seen #crashdifferent ? I'm glad You've adjusted all those problems. especially the blue Apple. I might've gotten one.

oh. and obviously #iphone4 #iphone4shipped #iphone4arrived

oh. wait. no one is reading this yet. maybe this will help: #worldcup #fifa #thoushaltnot Ha! now I've appeared in all the major hashtags!