Johann de Swardt

The evolution of Gareth Bale.

She smelled of daisies

Finally man u replaces the great Birbi @RobJdk

I love man cans

Stunting on the mediocre

Eric Cantona: "Falcao can die happy knowing he has joined the pinnacle of football. There is only down after United."

Manchester United have made their worst start to the Premier League since 2007/08. They still won the title that season. #MUFC

Manchester United is the most valuable sports team in the world, valued at $3.6 billion, after signing a kit deal with Adidas. [forbes]

Luka Modrić promised that if Real Madrid won the Champions League, he'd get his hair-cut. Now he looks about 14.

Ian Holloway on Cristiano Ronaldo. This is brilliant!

There are actually pipe smoking competitions.

Another day, another dollar #ganstervryday

Moyes: "This is still the biggest club in the world. It might not feel like it today, but I'm telling you it will rise again."@NeelsSwart18

Only Oscar Pistorius will know what really happened that night the Malaysian aircraft disappeared.

Happy 34th birthday to Djimi Traoré. Possibly the worst player ever to win a Champions League. #LFC

FACT: FIFA 13 was cited as the cause of 35 divorces last year.