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@mofforium

I have never seen twitter

the netherlands Katılım Ocak 2020
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jesse@mofforium·
convinced fred durst is some kind of memetic entity. I either don't dream or have fullblown night terrors but recently fred has been appearing in my dreams and every time he does they've been very pleasant and jovial
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brothers of the sun it is christmas
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jesse@mofforium·
@transcowboy if house did my T shots I would've gone for intramuscular instead even if I would end up with necrotizing fasciitis
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greg house apologist🇵🇸
greg house apologist🇵🇸@transgreghouse·
how HOUSE M.D. characters would react to someone asking their pronouns, a thread:
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jesse@mofforium·
incase you couldn't tell this is a joke but the update is still kinda unnecessary and I don't like it
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jesse@mofforium·
in such an odd, terrifying way, and thusly, I repeat my request - please reverse the update!! I would like my furniture to stand as it always has - ON MY FLOOR !! INSTEAD OF ON MY CEILING !! I would like to regain the use of my hands !! thank you, kind stranger, for reading.
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jesse@mofforium·
@discord @discord_support if you could please roll back the new mobile update that'd be much appreciated. I opened the app and my furniture started floating. while I did not inherently see this as a negative, I doubted it, still - it thwarted my desire to scuttle fearfully onto -
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jesse@mofforium·
1. reblog to smack his bald head 2. maynard feet
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Brendon Padjasek @brendonvace·
Why do people follow me on here?!?! I don't post ANYTHING
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jesse@mofforium·
going to put an ep on spotify sometime soon I have like 6 songs planned if anyone wants to listen to my droning singer songwriter bs
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jesse@mofforium·
yall
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jesse@mofforium·
@ReniN4D @gothesbian equating sdre to pretentious mcr is probably one of the funniest and realest things I have heard this week thanks coworker
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count dykecula 🦇
count dykecula 🦇@gothesbian·
made the mistake of calling PATD "emo" in the work gc and my coworker sent me this
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soli@solisolsoli·
By Zdzisław Beksiński
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