mohit 🍉

uncommitted inconclusive evasive

@frivolous_mcd who isn't

sometimes I wanna tweet such raw stuff here but y'all are not ready for it yet

what is with this friday as s weather

life was innocent when I used to think euthanasia is a place

love when something so casually tries to push the boundaries of society

watched the wrong movie that had the same title

@kasatarihotay 🤣🤣🤣

mom woke me up and said some 20 things and i could only say “hmm”. she goes to dad and says anarkali ne khat me hmm bheja hai 😭😭

@hearsayadvocate do one

I can very well invent 7 more stages of grief if they let me.

saw a rat in the kitchen and started watching ratatouille

@nati0na1anth3m haar ke jeetne wale ko hi baazigar kehte hai

@mohitwashere no because the winner takes it all

the existence of ek number ka kutta implies the existence of do number ka kutta

@yeahiamlistenin do you lose your glasses in those parties 🤓

My vision after a night of partying-

@spryeeet soft sanghi?

??? saw someone's bio reading radical leftists dni... #sigh #watdatmean

"mujhe kya mai to batak hu"

fist my bump

Mohit sent me kanjak today and made my day. 😭❤️ A core memory I’ll carry for life. This is what I mean when I say I lucked out in the friendship department, I’ve found the best ones. @mohitwashere

oomf you're too silly

@L1fafaforSale this is where my last office was and they just forgot to say that this is in the god forbidden corner of the city so far from everywhere

Doesn’t change the fact that one hour of rain makes the city a clogged sink

@bhaigone2 yo wtf

ok guys im doing sth dangerous again, if i dont reply under this twt by 2 am, pls my irl mutuals reach out to my parents and tell them im gone